PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

If you turn yourself in you forfiet your personal belongings. They’d check your ID and see that you have no warrants and tell you to fuck off

EarthShipTechIntern,

So you’d be giving up that fifth you walked in with (Scotch or bourbon, I’m guessing)

Joker,

They would send you on your way. There’s a show - I think on Apple - called Black Bird about a real life serial killer with a history of false confessions. It’s kind of a significant plot point. Good show.

neptune,

They’d probably search the database for anyone wanted of your name/description. And when it came back blank they’d probably leave you in a room for a few hours to see if anything happens. And then let you go.

grabyourmotherskeys,

Leaving you in a room for a few hours is a virtual certainty.

Maddie,
@Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well they routinely murder folks who are doing nothing wrong at all, so I wouldn’t risk it

jeffw,

On one hand, you’re right. On the other hand, I’ve never heard of someone entering a police station and being shot

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

The last words Michael Chad Breinholt heard were, “You’re about to die, my friend.”

[…]

With his hands cuffed behind his back, he briefly wrestled with two officers. One screamed that Breinholt was grabbing his holstered gun. Sgt. Tyler Longman rushed into the room, made his declaration and fired.

VIDEO: A Utah Police Officer Killed a Man Inside the Police Department. It Was His Third Shooting.

jeffw, (edited )

You’re not wrong, but:

en.wikipedia.org/…/Exception_that_proves_the_rule

This argument states if an exception exists or has to be stated, then this exception proves that there must be some rule to which the case is an exception.

One murder does not mean it happens regularly.

thebardingreen,
@thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz avatar

Step 1: Be black.

Step 2: Walk into the police station and say you’re there to turn yourself in. Say you have something you need to show them.

Step 3: Reach into your jacket.

Leoimirmir,
wildginger,

Sleeping sure is a crime worthy of the death by cop treatment, huh?

Leoimirmir,

Source?

wildginger,

You, apparently

Leoimirmir,

What

wildginger,

Yeah, it tracks that was too complex for you

Leoimirmir,

I posted a meme about a dude mowing people down how does that correlate to someone getting shot for sleeping

wildginger,

It also tracks that you didnt even understand the meme you posted

Leoimirmir,

Explain it to me then since you’re so much wiser than me

wildginger,

Lol I am not your mother, sorry

Leoimirmir,

👍

Extrasvhx9he,

Assuming of legal age, Not an officer or lawyer but think they’ll detain you for erratic behavior until the situation gets sorted out

CubbyTustard,

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    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    I plead the fifth

    yanyuan,

    Good question. There are probably some constellations where the police would be like: We got plenty of matching testimonies for you. We charge you and this could send you to jail for 80 years or you pleat guilty and accept 5 years.

    On the other hand, I think in Germany you could be charged with pretending to have committed a crime.

    Criminal Code (StGB) § Section 145d Pretending to have committed a criminal offense

    (1) Any person who, contrary to his better knowledge, pretends to an authority or to a body competent to receive reports that an unlawful act has been committed […] shall be liable to a custodial sentence not exceeding three years or to a monetary penalty […].

    vzq,

    That’s just filling a false report. That’s illegal almost anywhere, but you need to be more specific than what’s in the post.

    electrogamerman,

    but then the person wouldn’t been lying about having committed a crime

    Feathercrown,

    submit report saying I violated this law

    instant “this sentence is false”-style paradox

    legal system implodes. Complete anarchy takes over

    yanyuan,

    :D If this thread reaches the wrong people, society as we know it will end! What have we done!?

    NorthWestWind,
    @NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

    In Lego City

    Feathercrown,

    A LEMMING HAS POSED A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION IN LEGO CITY

    FeetinMashedPotatoes,

    HEY!

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