Kolanaki,
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They groom in pairs.

CeruleanRuin,

It’s only silvered mirrors that don’t work for them. Most modern mirrors use aluminum now.

storksforlegs,
@storksforlegs@beehaw.org avatar

Its why theyre always in dark rooms with candlelight, so you cant see how scruffy they are

Tippon,

That’th what an Igor doeth

liv,

I have several hypotheses:

  • the same force that stops them decaying also stops their hair from ever getting mussed up, falling out, or growing longer
  • only we can’t see their reflection, they themselves can see it
  • vampires are essentially a representation of a parasitical upper class and as such they look like idealised wealthy aristocrats
elfpie,

Loved the second hypothesis. I feel a lot of potential there.

binomialchicken,

I was rooting for #2 but sadly I am convinced it’s #3

raccoona_nongrata,
@raccoona_nongrata@beehaw.org avatar

Another hypothesis; old mirrors used silver. So it could be argued a vampire might be able to see their reflection in other things that aren’t silver.

liv,

Ah that’s a good point. Maybe they just use windows or large pools of water.

Or cellphones.

BastingChemina,

4th hypothesis: Vampires are actually people infected with rabies.

People with rabies avoid mirrors or it causes a strong reaction to them. It was even used as a diagnosis tool, if a person can watch herself in a mirror this person does not have rabies.

Other similarities between vampires and rabies:

  • Biting, the infected wants to bite other people and the bite can turn the other person into a vampire/rabies infected. People with rabies can also end up with bloody saliva that drips from their mouth.
  • Vampires can transform into bats/dogs/wolves according to the culture. These animals are all a vector of rabies. Also infected animals and infected people behave similarly.
  • Garlic and Sun, people infected rabies get hypersensitivity to strong light or smells.
  • Hydrophobic, the infected are becoming completely hydrophobic, they can’t drink or get close to water.
  • Night activity due to insomnia
  • hypersexuality …
CeruleanRuin,

I didn’t know the thing about mirrors and rabies. That’s fascinating.

BastingChemina, (edited )

Me neither, I discovered that while I was digging in the rabbit hole for my previous comment.

What I find fascinating with this theory is that it would means that vampires actually “existed” for real. People had tangible proofs that someone was a vampire.

With the help modern medicine we now know what is the cause of rabies, however without modern medicine knowledge “Vampire” could be a very viable diagnosis.

liv,

I’m absolutely convinced!!!

Crozekiel,

They use the buddy system, duh.

Domiku,

They make poor Guillermo take care of their styling.

theangriestbird,

ah yes, i forgot about the familiars

LallyLuckFarm,

Bah! You beat me to it!

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