bbpolterGAYst,
@bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

mine :) i did it

hungryphrog,

Of course it was Ukraine, the nazi country with a Jewish president!

pm_boobs_send_nudes,

It wasn’t a failed landing, it was an experimental shaping operation to determine the possible ways to land on the moon!

niktemadur, (edited )

Smoking accident, comrade. Everything is under control.

Or, spacecraft landed successfully, but unfortunately once on surface of Moon, it fell out of eight-floor window.

Someboynumber5reborn,

It was your fault dude stop trying to push the blame on poor little Russia

Anti_Weeb_Penguin,
@Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world avatar

It’s my fault, I threw a missile towards Port Stanley and I ended up hitting Russia for some reason smh 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

outer_spec,
@outer_spec@lemmy.studio avatar

It was my fault. I did it cackles evilly

ndsvw,
@ndsvw@feddit.de avatar

I knew it…

Iustitia, (edited )
@Iustitia@feddit.de avatar

Stop spreading western propaganda! Glorious russian rocket did not “crash”, rocket successfully neutralized lunar based nazi kindergarten military target!

at_an_angle,
@at_an_angle@lemmy.one avatar

It was always planned to crash into the moon.

Mission Accomplished.

SuddenDownpour,

OK FINE, I ADMIT IT, IT WAS ME. I’M SORRY, I WAS HUNGRY 😭😭😭

tupewe,
@tupewe@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

THE MOONLORD

paper_clip,
@paper_clip@kbin.social avatar

A Ukrainian drone was spotted in lunar orbit, directing HIMARS strikes.

TractorEnjoyer,
@TractorEnjoyer@kbin.social avatar

It was nobody's fault, it was successful high velocity landing.

nightwatch_admin,

It was the Moon’s fault, crossing the street without watching traffic!

superkret,

I bet it was NATO’s fault

ndsvw,
@ndsvw@feddit.de avatar

classic… 😄

Franzia,

Omegalul

Kes,
@Kes@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

NATO expansionism on the lunar surface required a special landing operation to contain

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