Guessing game: Russia's moon mission crashed. Whose fault is it?
And remember: There is no way, it’s Russia’s fault… It’s always the others.
superkret, I bet it was NATO’s fault
ndsvw, 
classic… 😄
Franzia, Omegalul
Kes, 
NATO expansionism on the lunar surface required a special landing operation to contain
ndsvw, (edited ) Russia has done everything correctly, but gravity sabotaged the mission.
paper_clip, 
A Ukrainian drone was spotted in lunar orbit, directing HIMARS strikes.
gloriousspearfish, It could be some specific Russian individuals fault. Someone who is deemed extraordinarily stupid - not representive of Russians at all - who gets to carry all the blame.
Gnugit, Could his name be Putin perhaps?
bingbong, Utinpay Ladimirvay
Iustitia, (edited ) 
Stop spreading western propaganda! Glorious russian rocket did not “crash”, rocket successfully neutralized lunar based nazi kindergarten military target!
SuddenDownpour, OK FINE, I ADMIT IT, IT WAS ME. I’M SORRY, I WAS HUNGRY 😭😭😭
at_an_angle, 
It was always planned to crash into the moon.
Mission Accomplished.
TractorEnjoyer, 
It was nobody's fault, it was successful high velocity landing.
nightwatch_admin, It was the Moon’s fault, crossing the street without watching traffic!
outer_spec, 
It was my fault. I did it cackles evilly
ndsvw, I knew it…
Vitaly, 
Its capitalists, who else?
Someboynumber5reborn, It was your fault dude stop trying to push the blame on poor little Russia
Anti_Weeb_Penguin, 
It’s my fault, I threw a missile towards Port Stanley and I ended up hitting Russia for some reason smh 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
niktemadur, (edited ) Smoking accident, comrade. Everything is under control.
Or, spacecraft landed successfully, but unfortunately once on surface of Moon, it fell out of eight-floor window.
tupewe, 
THE MOONLORD
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