For some bizarre reason, the algorithm behind the adverts on Tinder has decided that what I need in my life is a 135 hp, 13 ton tractor.
I have absolutely no need for this, it would barely fit on my section, and I certainly don’t need it for work.
This is the only advert I’ve seen for weeks on Tinder.
RizzRustbolt, I am erect.
XTornado, I didn’t even know tinder had ads … althought I guess it make sense since it’s free except from some stuff.
Cheez, I keep getting ads for sheds. Maybe we should double-date.
Ilovethebomb, I could use a shed.
miss_brainfart, (edited ) 
Looks nice, I guess. But I’m into older tractors with more experience in the field.
Zardoz, All about that powershuttle
jackie_jormp_jomp, They’re trying to hint that if you had a better tractor, you’d be getting more action
doingthestuff, That’s a lot for an underpowered tractor. For $2550 a month you could be way more successful on Tinder though.
discodoubloon, 
That thing looks like it has multi-axis bale positioning. You better get on that before you lose your chance.
Sketchpad01, Why wouldn’t you need a 13 ton, 135 horse power tractor??? Are you stupid???
Ilovethebomb, https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a0842a20-0367-40e4-8cdc-efd3cceb9093.png
I’m now getting adverts for children’s clothing.
eldain, This is what ‘I don’t want personalised ads, don’t use my data’ should look like. I’d be happy to see a confused ad algorithm, it means it doesn’t have a clue who I am.
octoperson, I got ads for South Asian wedding dresses. It knows my gender, nationality, ethnicity, and relationship status, and that none of those are a match for South Asian wedding dresses. They were pretty nice dresses tho ngl.
1024_Kibibytes, There’s a song called “She thinks my tractor’s sexy”. Their algorithm must believe you’d be more likely to get a date after buying the tractor.
Ilovethebomb, Someone already linked me to that in a different community.
ChickenAndRice, Do it for the tractorussy 😫
Creazle, 
I’m tractorsexual myself
solinus, buy it for the funny
Ilovethebomb, I don’t have “buy a tractor for the shiggles” money, unfortunately.
jopepa, Besides 135 horse power corrupts absolutely
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