Smorty,

You gotta tap your foot to the beat, and that’s it

Oka,

Joe: Ok Q, youre playing a trumpet in this high school band.

Q: …idk how to play the trumpet. Plus I’m gonna look like a really weird old guy in a group of kids.

Sal: Yeah, that’s the point!

Q exits, Murray unplugs the mic

Murr: What Q doesn’t know is that there is no band, he’s gotta go on stage and do a solo in front of the whole audience.

Joe: Also, his trumpet case is empty.

all laughing

Sasnak,

Once, I forgot my clarinet and had to march an entire televised state football game with my empty hands at attention in front of my face like a fool 🙃

ericbomb,

I never forgot my tuba!..

So I got to spend my time looking at the empty spot where my mouth piece would be if i hadn’t forgotten it at home.

anothercatgirl,
dep,
@dep@lemmy.world avatar

Why not use a multimeasure rest?

themagzuz,
@themagzuz@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

because you need to actively think about and suffer through every single measure as punishment for you mistakes

bstix,

I shall then aggressively play each bar as 24 triplet 16th note rests.

RizzRustbolt,

POV: You are a young John Cage.

tuxrandom,

That looks easy enough even for me to play it

rynzcycle,

20 years after getting my music degree, I still have this nightmare sometimes.

lugal,

Is this the partiture of an arranged version of John Cage’s 4’33"? The solo version I guess

Klear,

It’s the dubstep remix.

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