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DelvianSeek, to technology in Bloke Builds ChatGPT-Powered Smart Glasses That Tell You What To Say On Dates

I’m the most socially awkward person I know, and I’m still thinking what the actual fuck at this. Like, you’re seriously such an incel you can’t carry on a simple conversation? This is peak techbro.

Zeth0s,

Title is clearly incomplete:

“bloke who never dated once in his life builds…”

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

It’d be great if he and his date were both using them, making it effectively the first case of an AI dating another AI, using humans as proxies.

It’d be even better if the ChatGPT implementations recognized the conversation as being AI generated and by the end of it it was just ChatGPT chatting with ChatGPT, knowing exactly what it was doing.

This would make a great short video, imo.

Zeth0s,

Lovely conversation… Someone should produce a reality show

HeavenAndHell,
@HeavenAndHell@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not that serious, bro, chillax

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

I think that’s Anna de Armas in the thumbnail, if it could get me through a date with her without me shitting my pants from nervousness I would feel like a god among men.

Steeve,

It’s a joke

Prior_Industry, to technology in Bloke Builds ChatGPT-Powered Smart Glasses That Tell You What To Say On Dates

Subtle af

Reverendender,

Right? No one would ever suspect.

Gramba,

People wouldn't accept Google Glasses and they were at least well designed for what they were. There's several new groups trying to sell glasses like this now but they seem to just be hopping on the AI bandwagon hoping for VC I figure. Imagine going on a first date with someone and they got that weird clunky camera thing clipped onto their glasses filming you the whole date. If you already had enough trouble with conversation on your own I don't see how adding awkwardness to the mix is going to help you at all.

Sabata11792,
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

Sorry, as a large language model I am not able to pound your ass till it fractures like an exploding star.

Gramba, to technology in Bloke Builds ChatGPT-Powered Smart Glasses That Tell You What To Say On Dates

What's it tell you to say to explain the weird ass glasses on your face? lol

I've seen several of these projects in the past couple weeks. If the public wouldn't accept google glasses and thought they were too invasive who is going to be receptive to these types of glasses that look absolutely ridiculous?

SilentStorms,

I think this is more of a novelty/proof-of-concept rather than offering any serious use case. It does show a lot of potential for this kind of thing. If the form-factor can be refined into something less stupid looking, there could be more appeal in this tech to the general public than there was in 2013. There seems to be more of a collective shrug towards cameras and microphones in public than there was 10 years ago.

skilltheamps,

Even if they were invisible: why would anybody want to date someone that is literally incapable of even just talking to them?

Gramba,

It could make for a good Black Mirror episode. Two awkward people buy AI glasses and supposedly fall in love with each other, but they're always just going along with what the AI tells them to say. They end up both saying they have shared interests that they actually hate and while they're with their dream romantic interest they had before dating, their whole lives are miserable. Finally in advanced age one is dying and can't wear the glasses. For the first time in their relationship they're honest, and the two discover that they actually share their real interests and have tons of things in common. However, for fear being rejected they both spent their whole lives miserable with each other instead of having a potentially perfect life together if only one of them had ever taken the glasses off.

trollface,

ever thought of joining the writers strike?

agent_flounder,

And now I’m sad. You really ought to write this into a full story.

hayes_,

There’s a futurama episode like this except it’s an incredibly old man and and an incredibly fat woman who use stem cells to look young/fit again.

When the effects wear off they still get it on. So, maybe the black mirror episode will also have a happy ending too.

KKriegGG, to technology in Bloke Builds ChatGPT-Powered Smart Glasses That Tell You What To Say On Dates

I love that when they explain the word “rizz” they give a list of possible nicknames for rizz-ful people

ComradePorkRoll,

Adolf Rizzler

I beg your pardon?

antaymonkey, to technology in Bloke Builds ChatGPT-Powered Smart Glasses That Tell You What To Say On Dates

Sooooo Cyrano de Bergerac but cyberpunk.

Vlhacs, to technology in Bloke Builds ChatGPT-Powered Smart Glasses That Tell You What To Say On Dates

Date: “having five fingers is perfectly normal”

Me: reading the AI response and sweating profusely

theothermatt_b, to technology in Bloke Builds ChatGPT-Powered Smart Glasses That Tell You What To Say On Dates
@theothermatt_b@lemmy.ml avatar

Looking forward to overhearing incels at bars starting every third reply with “as an AI language model, I…”

Pratai, to technology in Bloke Builds ChatGPT-Powered Smart Glasses That Tell You What To Say On Dates

Incels will be inSOLD on this gadget!

fearout, to technology in Bloke Builds ChatGPT-Powered Smart Glasses That Tell You What To Say On Dates
@fearout@kbin.social avatar

How come no one mentioned it yet?

Guys, check out this short film :)

_Sprite, to technology in Bloke Builds ChatGPT-Powered Smart Glasses That Tell You What To Say On Dates
@_Sprite@lemmy.world avatar

Finally, the perfect accessory for persona fans

Rhaedas, to technology in Bloke Builds ChatGPT-Powered Smart Glasses That Tell You What To Say On Dates
@Rhaedas@kbin.social avatar

This didn't work well in the movie Roxanne.

BonesOfTheMoon, to technology in Bloke Builds ChatGPT-Powered Smart Glasses That Tell You What To Say On Dates

This is like that episode of Black Mirror, but cringier.

uphillbothways, to technology in Bloke Builds ChatGPT-Powered Smart Glasses That Tell You What To Say On Dates
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

"Sorry. These glasses make me look like a chode. I really should have put in a little effort to appear as if I'd at least considered being less unattractive."

Bo7a, to technology in Bloke Builds ChatGPT-Powered Smart Glasses That Tell You What To Say On Dates

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.

teft, to technology in Bloke Builds ChatGPT-Powered Smart Glasses That Tell You What To Say On Dates
@teft@lemmy.world avatar

As an AI language model, I am programmed to respect all life so I cannot “open the gates of Mordor and ride the Sauron Express”. Instead, I can offer suggestions for generating loving and positive messages that can be used for various purposes, such as “boinking”, “making love”, or “seeing a man about a dog”. Please let me know if you would like me to assist you with any of these options.

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