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What you’ve never heard of variable bore artillery? This lets the round juke while in flight. /s

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Maine is the closest US state to Africa.

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Should do Thranduil’s elk’s horns vs Guinan’s hat.

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Sisko: We’re so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Section 31 that have chosen to join us here in Quark’s at this time. We certainly hope you all enjoy the show. And remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live long and prosper, there are still some things that makes us all the same. You. Me. Them. Everybody. Everybody.

Vic: 🎵Everybody, Needs somebody, Everybody, Needs somebody to love, Someone to love🎵

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Ah, the suliban repo man. Silik got what he deserved.

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This is Risa. We have Star Trek, Star Wars, Stargate, Babylon 5, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, and Orville memes. Today we’ve also got LOTR memes. Basically we like everything.

https://media.tenor.com/v3gHh9bGvn4AAAAd/anything-and-everything-we-want-it-all.gif

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It’s a pleasure planet where anything goes in Star Trek. The community here is technically for Star Trek shitposting but we’re all a bunch of borg and tend to assimilate all memes so it can get a little silly sometimes.

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Setting phasers to fun. Also if you put a ! In front of your gif link it will embed instead of being alt text and a click.

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As someone who has to learn the grammatical gender of nouns I feel for you. I’m constantly fucking up in my second language.

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You have to poke around to find side quests in that game. There were about a dozen per world but if you don’t explore a lot you won’t find them.

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For me turn based is great because you can chill and think about your next move. You don’t have to rely on instinct. I love me some soulslike but sometimes just chilling is great.

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Is this Quark’s account? 100% Ferengi thinking you got there.

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I remember installing Windows 3.1 from floppy and finding out the fourth disk out of six was corrupted and realizing I had just wasted a day since I had to go back to the library to copy them again.

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Ordnance is explodey stuff. Ordinance is an order or rule.

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Actually the years were spent converting Moriarty’s holomatrix to the EMH. It explains his bedside manner perfectly.

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Tomalak is really just playing G’Kar in that shot isn’t he?

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Battlestar Galactica

https://i.imgur.com/1TSPeBq.gif

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C-3PO was only sold the one time. He followed Shmi when she was bought by Cliegg. He wasn’t sold by Watto since Watto didn’t own Threepio.

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Probably committed by Eisenhower’s ghost. That dude loved dimes.

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I knew Ike felt like the wrong president but I didn’t have a dime handy. C’est la vie.

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Looking it up now I think I might have confused an Ike dollar for a dime. They look kind of similar in portrait.

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Qowat Milat! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the Rules of Acquisition, Tomalak, at least it’s an ethos.

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AND she’s a pixie so no harm done really.

Pixies can die. There are two places in act 2 that you can pick up dead pixies and learn more about them.

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Like looking into a mirror.

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The Inner Light is about that time Picard caught COVID and got sucked into alternative treatment methods via alt-light holodeck programs.

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Don’t microwave tomato sauce. Problem solved.

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They put it on the poster?!

That legit brought a tear to my eye. She’s the best.

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Mission: Improbable just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

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The half ton of rothé hits on you no matter what too. Like the second conversation with him after he becomes a permanent companion he starts dropping hints in every conversation til you call him names.

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Yes.

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They wouldn’t call them Great Old Ones if they were bad for you. /taps head

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So you want Raphael to get rid of my personal bubble? The horror!

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Gonna need a genesis device to recover from that sick burn.

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I don’t know what the hell they’re doing with all that space

After watching discovery I assume it’s all turbolift shafts.

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