Mysiu666,
ProcurementCat,

After Austria should come Sweden with an Ak4/G3 saying “7.62mm!”, followed by France’s FAMAS with "BULLPUP! and then the Vatican.

FireTower,
@FireTower@lemmy.world avatar

Halberds are the pinnacle of melee combat.

verity_kindle,
@verity_kindle@lemmy.world avatar

Who would downvote the Swiss Guard? All they do is provide selfie opportunities since 1527. They’re politically neutral. They promote elegant men’s tactical clothing. SMH

Sylver,

Teens in 1527: Yo lemme catch a selfie with the Guard lmao

DaCrazyJamez,

Not to mention the halberds are ceremonial. They have MP5As strapped on their backs.

ProcurementCat,
saltnotsugar,

Imagine a Special Forces squad just tactically shanking the enemy with halberds as they clear the building.

youCanCallMeDragon,
@youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world avatar

Halberds and riot shields in a spartan phalanx

BloodyFable,

The Sisters of Battle want You!

CookieJarObserver,
@CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why use assault rifles when you can just nuke the shit out of them with the God beam. Jewish space laser my ass, Vatican has God ray powered by abused children.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

god pokes his radiant beard out from behind the clouds, instantly vaporizing the unworthy in the face of his glory

verity_kindle,
@verity_kindle@lemmy.world avatar

Indeed. Don’t underestimate the old Italian women who live there, either. They may bite. RIP Oriana Fallaci and the Garibaldi idealists.

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