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jimp,

Popadoms. If there’s any left after curry night he will search them out and eat the lot

jimp,

Mmmm, bean-juice slammers

jimp,

My wife has about 40. Really fun to get drunk and browse through them every now and then

I need a low budget laptop

I want to create a setup where I have a powerfull PC at home, and a lightweight economic laptop to carry around like at school to take notes or watch media on the go. I’d like to spend around 250 euro, and for the os linux is ok. Thanks for the help. P.S. sry if the sub doesn’t fit but I didn’t know where to post this...

jimp,

Great laptop. I’ve used one at work for the last couple of years. I’d highly recommend any ‘business’ Lenovos (Lenovii?)
Coincidentally I’m saying goodbye to my trusty T490 tonight and starting new adventures with my newly issued T14

jimp,

Just a work laptop refresh

jimp,

Slow Horses is phenomenal! One of my favourite series in years

jimp,

THE BIGGEST ORGANISM IN THE WORLD IS NOT THE BLUE WHALE LIKE YOU THOUGHT DUMMY BUT A MYCELIUM #FUNGUS #INEXORABLE

jimp,

“THE BRILLIANT WAY THE MYCELIUM OF SAPROTROPHIC FUNGUS USES DIGESTIVE JUICES TO BREAK DOWN WASTE MAKES IT A RECYCLING MACHINE LIKE NO OTHER” #FEEL

jimp,

ANY MY MOST DANK COMRADE BUT THERES ONE ON NETFLIX AAAAAARGHHH CALLED FANTASTIC FUNGI WHICH HAS CRANKED MY HOG RECENTLY, ALSO IPLAYER HAS ONE CALLED THE MAGIC OF MUSHROOMS FUCK THE POLICE

jimp,

AHH SHIT I NEED TO UPGRADE MY TEXHNOLOGICALQ ABILITIES ETC

jimp,

¿¿IF I TYPE IN HERE WOULD IT GET PICKED UP AS A HASHTAG OR AM I JUST CRANKIN’ MA HOG IN THE WIND??

jimp,

I GOT THIS BITCHIN FONT FROM A WEBSITE ONLINE BABY!!!

jimp,

Yeah. I’ve had a leatherman squirt on my key ring for years. It’s always in the same place, has a useful set of tools and has got me and quite a few others out of some minor scrapes

jimp,

I’ve had this little fellow hanging in my shower for a year or so now and it’s great. Turn it on and it connects pretty much instantly. Weirdly good sound for the size and water resistant. Keeps my phone dry too

jimp,

I so want one of those!

jimp, (edited )

Deservedly downvoted.# rip

jimp,

Which at the time I found hilarious

jimp,

I’ve never heard AJR but if you like them then they are fucking ace. I like incredibly repetitive bleepy music which makes a lot of people very angry indeed.
I also think “Shake It Off” is a banger (apart from the talking bit).
Thanks for posting this. It’s important that folks realise that taste is subjective

jimp,

Courgettes / zucchini I can eat them raw, shredded, souped, fried, the lot

jimp,

That’s a fair point. All veggies are good when oiled and grilled

jimp,

That’s it! A very nice teapot indeed if no one wants it I’ll have it

jimp,

My people!

jimp,

Does non-pausable videos count? I can’t understand why apps like instagram, which exists to show pictures and videos, has the worst picture and video handling of all time. Can only magnify pictures by pinching and it only works while you’re still touching the screen. Can’t pause or restart a video. Want to show someone a video? You have to scroll to another post and then back to the video so it starts again.
I like the idea of instagram but the actual reality of it is utter, utter dogshit

jimp,

A phone actually made by a company known for making headphones. It’s called the Apple’s iPhone. Seems ok to me. The default browser is Safari and works pretty well. Weird thing about this phone is it doesn’t have a keyboard, just a picture of one on the screen. When you press the screen it can see these presses almost as if it were a real keyboard!

jimp,

I thought it must have been done before but guess I missed it

jimp,

My dream told me ‘Bachlavabalaclava’

jimp,

AARUUUUUUUUUINARYTRACTINFECTION!!!1!!

jimp,

Not genius tier but my Dolly loves to look out of the window when in the car (she’s fastened to an isofix safety belt on the back seat). Once we get over about 30mph whoever’s driving will close her window as it gets really noisy. Occasionally we will forget to open her window when we come to a 30 zone again so she has learned to open her window by herself.

jimp,

A geordie friend of mine said, “It’s like an angel crying on me tongue!”

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