TransplantedSconie

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TransplantedSconie,

Do you remember

Your feet go in one way and remember

Your shins go the other way and remember

When you decided to invade

cool ass horn section nails it

TransplantedSconie,

So SkyNet is gonna have an Australian accent?

Crikey!!

TransplantedSconie,

Magic legs!

TransplantedSconie,

Absolutely. You’d only need 1 to.

TransplantedSconie,

I bet Wish Version Lex Luthor in the thumbnail photo is extra crunchy. Bears like that because it helps clean their teeth.

TransplantedSconie,

Beefs over. It’s Ork Killin’ time.

TransplantedSconie,

Because they ARE next.

TransplantedSconie,

That Combat Medic and Unit Commander are goddamn heroes.

To stay as calm as they did under that pressure with death flying all around was nothing short of extraordinary.

Fuck Russia

Slava Ukraini!

TransplantedSconie,

The smell must be absolutely horrendous.

They should have stayed home.

TransplantedSconie,

May the dick bombs of Ukraine strike with unparalleled precision!

#SLAVA UKRAINI!

TransplantedSconie,

I was scrolling by quickly, and I thought the title was:

Ke$ha Offers Kids Tuition Free Education.

I was simultaneously confused and happy for the children.

TransplantedSconie,

Nice. I hope his last few moments were utterly terrifying. Traitors deserve no less.

TransplantedSconie,

To shreds you say?

TransplantedSconie,

Ivan got dem crazy legs!

TransplantedSconie,

Better check those panel edges, son!

There might be g a p s

TransplantedSconie,

Well, it affects the person who doesn’t see them and pulls in front of them.

TransplantedSconie,

DEPLOY THE STRATEGIC CAT SQUAD DELTA!

TransplantedSconie,

Jesus. They weren’t kidding. Turned him inside out.

TransplantedSconie,

Fucking bad ass motherfuckers right there!

UKRAINI!

TransplantedSconie,

Jaga Jaga!

TransplantedSconie,

Russian defenestration intensifies

TransplantedSconie,

Should have waited a day to make it funnier. Then continue it every day from here on out to remind everyone the world is just a scooch brighter and better.

TransplantedSconie,

God damn right it is.

TransplantedSconie,

Before the first news break, someone posted the Grim Reaper playing the claw machine meme.

I was confused, and then it hit me. “Alright, alright, alright!”

TransplantedSconie,

Please be good.

TransplantedSconie,

Gonna be a bumper crop next season.

TransplantedSconie,

Taking a shit is a hell of a lot safer in Russia. He should have stayed there.

TransplantedSconie,

Hey guys! Welcome to the party! How do you like your Ork?

listens intently

Well done? You got it!

TransplantedSconie,

Like zero.

TransplantedSconie,

Where’s the ka-boom? There’s supposed to be an earth shattering ka-boom. - Marvin the Martian.

TransplantedSconie,

Genshin Impact

TransplantedSconie,

Cobra Chickens are one of nature’s wonders. Leave them alone!

TransplantedSconie,

Who knew Russia would utilize WWI tactics of wave after wave of cannon fodder in a complete disregard of human life?

Now we know.

TransplantedSconie,

They should drop sunflower seeds immediately afterwards. The ground has just been fertilized, why not start planting the seeds?

TransplantedSconie,

!

Right in da kissah!

TransplantedSconie,

Yep.

TransplantedSconie,

Lmao @ that ending

Slava Ukraini!!

TransplantedSconie,

Surely, they will be steadfast and honorable soldiers from here on out and not shoot the people who beat them with sticks and mentally scarred them by shooting near their heads in a mock execution when given fully automatic weapons in the future.

Amazing example of a morale booster by the Orks.

TransplantedSconie,

Man. The difference in the photo on his ID and his physical appearance is insane.

Those guys are starving. Ah well, too bad. Shouldn’t have set foot in Ukraine.

TransplantedSconie,

If BG3 doesn’t win the game of the year, someone paid someone off, lol

TransplantedSconie,

That one dude at the end is a broken man. Probably mentally and physically.

TransplantedSconie,

I’m just pointing that out. I have zero sympathy for them.

TransplantedSconie,

Yeah, Loki Season 2 was awesome.

TransplantedSconie,

He made a good run after the fact, but adrenaline will only get you so far

TransplantedSconie,

That was impressive! He probably beat the pole vault world record.

TransplantedSconie,

Absolutely terrifying.

Grenades out of nowhere or a RPG tip to the face as it zips after you.

All could have been avoided if the Russians stayed home.

TransplantedSconie,

Eeeew.

He should have stayed home.

TransplantedSconie,

Fuck me.

Oh well, he should have stayed in Russia. Now he’s feeding sunflowers in a 15 meter area.

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