MataVatnik,

I’ve been begging for sex robots for years now. I’ve been to conferences where scientists were able to film protein conformations using cryoEM, and I saw another scientist genetically modify E Coli to produce a rare natural product in abundant quantities. So where the fuck are my sex robots?

metaStatic,

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

Doug,
The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I’d rather stay here and make out with my Marilyn Monrobot

ummthatguy,
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TheCheddarCheese,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

i didn’t read the whole thing and thought this was a meme about humans being sold at the store 💀

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Oh god, no. Lol

Although if that were possible, Mudd would be the store owner.

Nobody,

Alternative theory: Sexbots will take care of the sexual needs of gross incels without the possibility of procreation, killing off the alt right in a single generation.

charonn0,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

Be honest, would you prefer an android slave that was programmed by a paragon of virtue, or one that was programmed by that unprincipled, evil-minded, lecherous kulak Harry Mudd?

FlyingSquid,
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We don’t actually know what the robots were like before Mudd found them. They might have been even more debauched.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Maybe this Mudd fellow is just misunderstood!

FlyingSquid,
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His glorious mustache is misunderstood. They wouldn’t let him have it on Discovery.

IHeartBadCode,
@IHeartBadCode@kbin.social avatar

I’m a Linux user. I prefer compiling my own sexbot.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Q: How do you know if a debaucherous chap compiled his own sexbot?

A: He'll tell you.

Moxvallix,
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my sexbot runs arch btw

IHeartBadCode,
@IHeartBadCode@kbin.social avatar

Game recognizes game my dude.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

The paragon of virtue of course!

But you should let me know where the lecherous ones are, just so I know where to avoid.

DroneRights,

Paragon of virtue. A paragon of virtue would necessarily be gay accepting and have a decent grasp of what’s good in gay sex, while Harry Mudd is a very heterosexual man and would be bad at programming a gay sexbot. Mudd’s sexbots would probably misgender me because they’re programmed for men.

ummthatguy,
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No, the best he keeps back in storage for his more exclusive clientele.

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