GreenMario

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GreenMario,

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

GreenMario,
GreenMario,

Catbox.moe seems to be down if the image isn’t loading. It’s just Dr. crusher and ghosts again you ain’t missed much.

GreenMario,

Bard: JOKES ON YOU I LOVE THE CAGE ITS MY FAVORITE PLACE!!

GreenMario,

Well that’s one way to increase recruitment. Mandatory D&D time.

GreenMario,

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My name is Mud Not to be confused with Bill, or Jack, or Pete, or Dennis My name is Mud, it’s always been 'Cause I’m the most boring sonsabitch you’ve ever seen I dress in blue, yes, navy blue from head to toe I’m rather drab, except my patent shoesI make 'em shine, well, most the time ‘Cept today, my feet are troddin’ on by this friend of mine Six foot two, and rude as hell I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell My name is Mud

GreenMario,

I do unironically. I got into emulators when NESticle was hot shit and looking through some archives of roms found some oddball Mario games. “Oh neat, Japanese exclusive games?” Happened before with like 3 final fantasys so why not? Nope. Shitty hacks. But interesting to try for a couple of minutes and delete.

I’m sure actual Chinese gamers are actually nostalgic for these shitty bootlegs. They seem to ship em with every Famicom-on-a-chip and emulator device.

GreenMario,

It’s only universal healthcare when it’s made from the Universalis Healthcarus region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling medicine.

GreenMario,

Had mine for a year and yep no I’m just gonna pretend OLED doesn’t exist.

GreenMario,

Riker: Captain, you think after saving a planet we could get an hour or two of shore leave?

Troi: More like 5 minutes

Q:

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GreenMario,

You can only optimize 4K textures so much that they drop right back to “FHD” or sub HD quality. 4K is big.

GreenMario,

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I say, my dear doppelganger, that the dabo tables are a tax upon those whom lack a talent in arithmetic.

GreenMario,

Toss his ass into the replicator recycling bin.

GreenMario,

Me eyes read that as Super Mario World and had a "what year is it? Moment.

GreenMario,

Only thing worse that a warp core is a Cardassian warp core!

GreenMario,

Yeah well it’s hard when you hear all your life if you mess up once you blow the transmission,.which is a several grand repair, nobody with a manual will ever let you practice on their car and well hey automatics are everywhere and don’t have that headache.

GreenMario,

Everyone hates Impact but goddamn was it CLEAR and LEGIBLE.

GreenMario,

No. Still had to work retail full time but now with the extra spicy chance I may inadvertently kill my parents in the process! Also everyone got meaner and more selfish. So, thanks for that.

GreenMario,

This and 20 versions of Last Christmas, which isn’t a fucking Christmas song it’s a goddamn breakup/cheater song.

GreenMario,

Shit I wouldn’t either. She gets paid per play and every retail is mainlining it for 3 months straight.

GreenMario,

Yoosa in big doo doo dis time

GreenMario,

If Win11 didn’t fucking go “naw bro you don’t have a LoJack on your motherboard so no install” I’d be like whatever but since it does they need to keep supporting it for at least a decade or remove the Trusted chip requirement. I know you can bypass it, but nobody in business is gonna do that and neither is Grandma.

GreenMario,

That was back when Mac was still OS X right? Once they hit 11 numbers had to go up. It’s why there isn’t a Xbox 2.

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