GaiusGornicusCaesar

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Who knew the Gorn and Xindi-Aquatics could be such good friends?

BTW, Qo’nos Forever!

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GaiusGornicusCaesar,

Happy Birthday! Thanks for the great memes, even if you just found them. Funniest dude on this site.

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

Nah, I think- oh wait you want me to answer via telepathy? Okay,

Why doesn't Starfleet just employ more Borg cubes when fighting Borg?

Seriously, with the devastating defeat to the Borg and the Borg uni-matrix, you would have thought that Voyager would have took home some extras cubes, or at least Spheres or Probes as souvenirs. The Borg wouldn’t of noticed that those ships weren’t Borg, and Starfleet would have gotten some killer Victory Royales against...

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

meaningThe joke is that if he mistakes DS9 (the more popular one) for Empok Nor, he’s most likely a follower of the cult of the Pah-Wraiths. They used the same production model so its kinda hard to distinguish between them.

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

We are the Borger. Lower your drinks and surrender your chips. We will add your mixological and culinary distinctiveness to our own, Your grill will adapt to service our cooking style. Resistance is futile on an empty stomach.

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

Translating the website (search up Castra Sweden), it seems to be an IT consultant/management place (that has a lot of sci-fi references from Star Wars/Star Trek), so this is probably the best and most accurate translation. Good job on your Klingon! You are a glorious warrior, unlike me!

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

The one where Weyoun makes his first appearance. Can’t think of the name.

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

Crewvix

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

I read it on Shitty Daystrom once, before the Great Migration. Thank them for the idea.

I wish we had Shitty Daystrom here…

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

They said for another person something about numbers. However, Shitty Daystrom stuff can be on Risa until they get an actual community. so…

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

I’m stealing beepbeep-chair and since the option to stop me is not written in the Rules of Acquisition, you have no economic right to stop me. If you send an army after me, you’ll be met with my 17 stolen Inquiry-class vessels, my 13 stolen Constitution III-class vessels, and my 9 stolen Excelsior-II class vessels. I am Haro of Cardassia. Do not resist.

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

Nor are there minds being changed. That way, we can have faith of the heart, going where it takes us, believing we can do anything, having strength of the soul, without no one to bend or break us. Then, we can reach any star, as we got faith… faith of the heart!

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

True. He deserves credit for his honorous achievements today. And you too. You post some excellent memes.

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

What do you mean?

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

Edit: Misspelled “orchid” as “orchard”. Totally different things.

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

God the Klingons will be so disappointed.

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

I’m a mix of a Boimler and Rutherford, except for Boimler’s stuck-up respect for authority.

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

You are High Chancellor Stamets, the Grand Proxy of the Ferengi Alliance, Vice President of the United Federation of Planets, leader of Risa, Consul of the Romulan Empire, and second only to Gowron himself. We applaud you for all the memes you have gifted us. Thank you.

GaiusGornicusCaesar,
GaiusGornicusCaesar,

Nah, the Orion Hurricanes.

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

They do. They show her in Voyager and First Contact

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

I do not know. Maybe they need a figurehead, or maybe they assimilated the concept from one of their assimilated species?

GaiusGornicusCaesar, (edited )

There! Are! FOUR! Lights!

But anyways it was a great episode. Unfortunately part of the “Picard must suffer” trope.

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

WORF: “What is a ‘Q’?”

YAR: “It’s a letter of the alphabet as far as I know”

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

The title got me as well, and I was sober. My heart dropped and then I reread and let a sigh of relief…

GaiusGornicusCaesar, (edited )

That would have been accounted for in the first 3721 combinations. Your comment is illogical. You are irrational. You are hereby persona non grata on Vulcan. You will remain that way for the next 12.0934 years. I am Subcommander T’Plik of Vulcan, and if you wish to repeal your classification, direct it to Commander Sutok of the Department of Interplanetary Affairs.

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

turn into an octopus. I command you. I am your superior officer.

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

Last Time on Space Trek: The Next Crew “Contact Spacefleet Command. Let them know our situation.” says Commander Jean-Will Crusher, a German who speaks in a weirdly British accent, talking to helmsman Geordi la Troi. “Counselor Picard, what’s our situation?” he asks to Deanna Picard, the half Human half Vulcan counselor. “Captain, the crew of the Entership-C cannae take anymore! I suggest you give them a break,”

GaiusGornicusCaesar,

Honestly this should’ve been a lower decks story. Billups gets so angry he talks like that for the whole episode.

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