dimi, 6 months ago to humour

It's this time of the year when you confuse your dog :)

#meme #Dog #humour #Christmas @humour

dimi, 6 months ago to humour

#quote #meme #humour @humour

dimi, 6 months ago to humour

#meme #humour #science @humour

dimi, 6 months ago to humour

#science #meme #humour @humour #internet #socialmedia

dimi, 6 months ago to humour

#humour #meme #selfcare @humour

dimi, 6 months ago to humour

#meme #humour @humour #dog #doggo #work #wfh

dimi, 6 months ago to humour

#quote #humour @humour #Christmas

Narayoni, 6 months ago to bookstodon

The "biscuit" joke from So Long and Thanks for all the Fish by Douglas Adams is now one of my favourite jokes from the series

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2/3 "‘I went into the breach again. I took,’ said Arthur, ‘another biscuit. And for an instant our eyes met.’ ‘Like this?’ ‘Yes, well, no, not quite like that. But they met. Just for an instant. And we both looked away. But I am here to tell you,’ said Arthur, ‘that there was a little electricity in the air. There was a little tension building up over the table. At about this time.’ ‘I can imagine.’ ‘We went through the whole packet like this. Him, me, him, me . . .’"
3/3 "‘There is that. So. When the empty packet was lying dead between us the man at last got up, having done his worst, and left. I heaved a sigh of relief, of course. As it happened, my train was announced a moment or two later, so I finished my coffee, stood up, picked up the newspaper, and underneath the newspaper . . .’ ‘Yes?’ ‘Were my biscuits.’ ‘What?’ said Fenchurch. ‘What?’ ‘True.’"--extracts from So Long and Thanks for all the Fish by Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series).

appassionato, 6 months ago to bookstodon

What Just Happened?!

Drawn from her spectacularly funny Guardian columns, What Just Happened?! is a welcome blast of humour and sanity in a world where reality has become stranger than fiction.

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#books
#nonfiction
#Guardian
#politics
#humour

appassionato, 6 months ago to bookstodon

Animal Anatomy: Sniff Tips, Running Sticks, and Other Accurately Named Animal Parts

Sophie Corrigan evokes everyone's inner zoologist in this charmingly illustrated and wittily worded menagerie. Each critter featured in this fun book is tagged with totally fictitious yet comically accurate anatomical labels.

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#nonfiction
#animals
#humour

dimi, 7 months ago to humour

#meme #humour @humour #quote

dimi, 7 months ago to humour

#quote @humour #humour #meme

dimi, 7 months ago to humour

#meme #power #Inflation #humour @humour

dimi, 7 months ago to humour

#meme #humour #dog #doggo @humour

dimi, 7 months ago to humour

#selfcare #meme #humour #quote @humour

dimi, 7 months ago to humour

Well 🤔 guilty as charged..

#dogs #Doggo #meme #humour @humour

dimi, 7 months ago to humour

Who's a good boy?

#beer #humour #meme @humour

dimi, 7 months ago to humour

#freetime #meme #humour @humour #adulting

dimi, 7 months ago to humour

#meme #humour @humour #Christmas

Narayoni, 7 months ago to bookstodon

Now that's a "killer" #cricket team lol 😂 🤣
At The Lords no less... 🤣 (quotation from #lifetheuniverseandeverything by #douglasadams

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#jokes #humour #cricketworldcup #TheHitchhikersGideToTheGalaxy #bookquotes #funnyquotes #books

dimi, 7 months ago to humour

#dog #cow #humour #meme @humour

dimi, 7 months ago to humour

#meme #humour #rent #dog @humour

dimi, 7 months ago to humour

#database #tech #backup #meme #humour @humour @memes

appassionato, 7 months ago to bookstodon

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.

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#nonfiction
#cat
#humour
#America

dimi, 7 months ago to humour

#meme #humour #party #BeastieBoys @humour