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dimi

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I am a father of three, living in Australia, Wiradjuri country.

I am Regional CTO for Palo IT, however the opinions stated here are purely my own and do not represent the opinion and/or ideology or of Palo IT, employees, customers or partners

I'm interested in security, compliance, psychology, philosophy, IoT, sustainability, etc.

I am admin for techforgood.social, and video.techforgood.social.

I post about many things, some jokes and mêmes, some tech, some questions... A bit of everything.

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@allstartrek
Kirk: "Bones. What the hell are you doing? Have you lost your mind?!"
McCoy: "Jim, help me! You left me on Genesis. Why did you do that? Help me,
Jim. Take me home."
--"STIII:TSFS", Stardate Unknown

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@allstartrek
Kirk: "Does the species exist on any other planet?"
Spock: "Negative, humpbacks were indigenous to Earth. Earth of the past."
--"STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390

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@allstartrek
Jennifer: "Hey!"
Sisko: "I'm sorry! It's just that this-- Jenn?"
Jennifer: "Yes?
Sisko: "Jennifer?"
Jennifer: "I'm sorry, did we meet last night at George's party?"
Sisko: "George? Jennifer... Wait a minute, this is impossible."
--"Emissary", Stardate 46388.2

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Corey: "When did you start backing away from a good fight?"
--"Tapestry", Stardate Unknown

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@allstartrek
1st Garbageman: "Don't tell me you two were fighting again. I thought you made
up last night. Why are you two always fighting?"
2nd Garbageman: "I like the way she fights."
1st Garbageman: "Oh."
--"STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390

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It's this time of the year when you confuse your dog :)

#meme #Dog #humour #Christmas @humour

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#RandomStarTrekQuote @allstartrek
Sisko: "Jennifer! Hold on!"
Tactical Officer: "Sir..."
Sisko: "Just help me to get her free!"
Tactical Officer: "She's gone! There's nothing we can do! We have to leave!"
--"Emissary", Stardate 43997

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#astronomy #humor #science #meme @humour

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#RandomStarTrekQuote @allstartrek
Worf: "Enter!"
--"Peak Performance", Stardate 42

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#RandomStarTrekQuote @allstartrek
Picard: "'...it will be a black matter for the king who led them to it.'"
--"The Defector", Stardate 43

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#RandomStarTrekQuote @allstartrek
Picard: "Captain's Log, Supplemental. Captain Maxwell has turned his ship over
to his first officer and transported aboard the Enterprise. I have confined
him to quarters for the return voyage."
--"The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7

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@humour

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@humour @philosophy

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@humour

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@humour

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#humour #meme #selfcare @humour

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Hollywood vs. Reality: space station edition

A photo of the interior of a real space station: cramped and cluttered, wires and tubes running on every surface (walls, ceiling, and floor), zero windows, circular hatch leading to the next module because real space stations are fitted out more like U-boats than five star hotels

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@cstross
I think the biggest difference is that spaceships in movies (like Star Trek) are built in a space dock, rather than on earth. (Although the last movies show the ship being made on earth)

Having the parts beamed to a space dock (or through an orbital lift) could allow for larger, more spacious and comfortable ships...

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@humour

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#meme #humour @humour #quote

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#quote @humour #humour #meme

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@humour

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Well 🤔 guilty as charged..

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Who's a good boy?

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@allstartrek
Picard: "Still no response from the Klingons, Mister Worf?"
Worf: "No, sir."
Picard: "He's ignoring me, what other explanation is there?"
Riker: "It'd seem after hailing him for three days, he could've found a minute
to talk to you."
--"Unification I", Stardate 45240.1

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@allstartrek
Cartwright: "Get him back! Get him back!"
--"STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390

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@allstartrek
Riker: "Enjoy your dinner."
--"Unification II", Stardate 45245.8

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@humour

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#meme #humour @humour #Christmas

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Spock: "Klingon mummification glyph."
Computer: "Correct."
--"STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390

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@allstartrek
Kirk: "Oh my god! Starfleet, do you have them?"
Voice: "Enterprise. What we got back didn't live long. Fortunately."
Kirk: Starfleet, Kirk. Please express my condolences to their families.
Commander Sonak's can be reached through the Vulcan Embassy." [To Rand]
"There was nothing you could have done, Rand. It wasn't your fault."
--"ST:TMP", Stardate

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#meme #humour #rent #dog @humour

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@humour @memes

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Spock: "This is Ambassador Spock of Vulcan. By now, Federation sensors are now
tracking three Vulcan ships crossing the Neutral Zone. These ships carry a
Romulan invasion force and must be stopped. I repeat, these ships carry a
Romulan--"
--"Unification II", Stardate 45245.8

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Spock: "Live long and prosper, father."
Sarek: "Live long and prosper, my son."
--"STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390

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@humour

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It's a shame they don't have this for adults... Why do adult bed need to be not fun? @humour

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Data: "Counselor, hopefully you will be able to determine whether I am reaching
Captain Picard."
--"The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3

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Uhura: "Did someone fire off a phaser?"
--"STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8

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