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It's a shame they don't have this for adults... Why do adult bed need to be not fun? @humour

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I, for one, am all for our our Lord and Savior, the #cat !! 🤣 🤣

"‘It’s nothing to do with me,’ he said, ‘I am not involved with people. The Lord knows I am not a cruel man.’
‘Ah!’ barked Zarniwoop, ‘you say “The Lord”. You believe in something!’
‘My cat,’ said the man benignly, picking it up and stroking it. ‘I call him The Lord..." from #therestaurantattheendoftheuniverse by #douglasadams ( #thehitchikersguidetothegalaxy series)

@bookstodon @reading #bookquotes #jokes #funny #humour

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My story The Last Philosopher reached 5000 voted today 🥳

It's what I've been calling "Fantasy/Attempted comedy", and is free to read, links on my profile ☺️

@reading @speculativefictioncomedy @fantasybookstodon

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LOL now that's an interesting piece of logic 🤣🤣

‘The argument goes something like this: “I refuse to prove that I exist,” says God, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.”
‘“But,” says Man, “the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.”

--from the #hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy by #douglasadams
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18+ dimi, to humour
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Go home, submarine, you're drunk. This is not the right phase of water!

@humour #science #humour

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But somehow neither rhymes with either.

#poetry #language #humour
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Calculate your weight on each planet! #astronomy #science #humour @humour

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The Essential Spike Milligan

A Spike Milligan opus, containing everything from classics to hidden gems, with a foreword by Eddie Izzard. This stunning anthology of Spike Milligan's work comprises of favourites from his classic books as well as scripts from the now-classic Goon Show. Interspersing such comic genius is also a touching collection of letters and his celebrated and liberating writings on depression.

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Well, sorry son, but that's just how midichlorians work. @humour

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