SomeGadgetGuy, to random
@SomeGadgetGuy@techhub.social avatar

"Hey boss! I finished that editorial about Microsoft reporting a healthy Q2 in their last earnings call. What thumbnail should we use?"
"I dunno. I'll troll our archives for photos of Microsoft products. No worries..."

SomeGadgetGuy,
@SomeGadgetGuy@techhub.social avatar

@Ahslan every day I miss Windows Phone... Every day...

stanyeahman,
@stanyeahman@mastodon.social avatar

@SomeGadgetGuy We're on it, chief!

markarayner, to random
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

There are two types of cats: murder and doofus.

SomeGadgetGuy, to random
@SomeGadgetGuy@techhub.social avatar

"Wait... No.... Not like that! Don't go to that other social media company! I'll uh ... I'll sue them! Yeah! Sue them!"

stackPeek,
@stackPeek@kbin.social avatar

@SomeGadgetGuy this guy is manchild, damn.

tech, to random
@tech@unfufadoo.net avatar
swope,
@swope@kbin.social avatar

@tech I once had a customer who decided to use all 4 pairs on his CAT5 in his shop. It worked okay in the 1990s, but in about 2003 a lot of their files copied across the network were getting corrupted. It took me a long time to troubleshoot because I didn't suspect shenanigans like this.

tech, to random
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tech, to random
@tech@unfufadoo.net avatar
TiffyBelle, to random
@TiffyBelle@mastodonapp.uk avatar

This is entirely how things go when you think you've designed a fool-proof UI that no one could possibly ever misuse... 😂

Users' "creativity" will never cease to impress me.

stina_marie, to horror
@stina_marie@horrorhub.club avatar

My favorite Mitch Hedberg joke is once again also appropriate advice:

🎄🎁🎄 "A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer." 🎄 🎁🎄

@horror

Wow GIF

stina_marie, to horror
@stina_marie@horrorhub.club avatar
historyshapes, to bookstodon
@historyshapes@mastodon.social avatar

Fishing for that taste of ? ☀️

Get the scoop on Ambergris Ice Cream, the stankiest treat from the 🍦

Read more:
https://www.historyshapes.com/ambergris-ice-cream/

An excerpt from The History Shapes Cookbook, a 24 page, full-color, illustrated and DRM free ebook. Pay what feels good ❤️

@bookstodon @histodons

stina_marie, to horror
@stina_marie@horrorhub.club avatar
historyshapes, to histodons
@historyshapes@mastodon.social avatar
stina_marie, to horror
@stina_marie@horrorhub.club avatar

It's always good to be grateful & give thanks, everyday

#meme #funny #Thanksgiving #horror #spooky @horror #UghNowItsXmasSeason

Narayoni, to bookstodon
@Narayoni@mastodon.social avatar

Oh I would really like to meet Mr Woland's cat. He would create some interesting chaos! From by

@bookstodon @bookstadon

Narayoni, to bookstodon
@Narayoni@mastodon.social avatar

This lady has lightnings to deliver. What do you think you are doing, by holding her up? 🤣
I find this so funny without context!

A quotation from The Master And Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
@bookstodon @bookstadon

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