stina_marie, 6 months ago to horror

My favorite Mitch Hedberg joke is once again also appropriate advice:

🎄🎁🎄 "A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer." 🎄 🎁🎄

#joke #StockingStuffer #GiftIdea #funny #MitchHedberg #horror @horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

Wow GIF

jared2876, 6 months ago to random

#gaming #funny

Narayoni, 6 months ago to bookstodon

Oh yes, Behemoth, I agree with you on this; the cat is indeed an ancient and inviolable animal!
(from The Master And Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov)

@bookstodon @bookstadon #books #reading #cat #funny #comedy #literature #russianliterature #mikhailbulgakov

stina_marie, 6 months ago to horror

Today's vibe. Happy Saturday!

#meme #Xmas #skulls #horror #funny @horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

stina_marie, 6 months ago to horror

Happy Holidays 🩸🎄🩸

#meme #funny #morbid #horror @horror #Starbucks #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

grickle, 6 months ago to random

Surprise! #grickledoodle #cafe #cats #coffee #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

Chrishallbeck, 6 months ago to random

Thirsty #comics #funny #anime #OnePunchMan

stina_marie, 6 months ago to horror

Happy Tuesday! Now I want a Pop-Tart.

#meme #funny #horror @horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

stina_marie, 6 months ago to horror

It's baaaaaack. Hope yours is as good as it can be.

#meme #Monday #funny #horror @horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

historyshapes, 6 months ago to bookstodon

Fishing for that taste of #summer? ☀️

Get the scoop on Ambergris Ice Cream, the stankiest treat from the #1660s 🍦

Read more:
https://www.historyshapes.com/ambergris-ice-cream/

An excerpt from The History Shapes Cookbook, a 24 page, full-color, illustrated and DRM free ebook. Pay what feels good ❤️

@bookstodon @histodons

#History #Histodons #IceCream #1600s #Ambergris #FoodHistory #DidYouKnow #DYK #TIL #TodayILearned #Illustration #Comics #Cartoons #Comedy #Funny #DRM #Ebook

stina_marie, 6 months ago to horror

Happy Friday, and Happy December 1st!
Have a good day, spooky weirdos! 🤘🏼

#meme #Friday #december #funny #horror @horror #Krampus #MichaelMyers #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

"The vibes for the rest of the year" Picture of Michael Myers sitting in a red container that he's using as a sled in the snow

stina_marie, 6 months ago to horror

Happy Thursday

Aka yes, the Monster is Still Dead Day

I'm thinking of rocking this look the next time I go grocery shopping. Now, where'd I put my Necronomicon?

#meme #funny #demons #horror @horror #Thursday #fashion #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

stina_marie, 6 months ago to horror

The More You Know...

#meme #funny #ghosts #horror #MakesSense @horror #spirits #HouseDesign #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

Chrishallbeck, 6 months ago to random

Birds. #comics #cartoon #funny

AlarminglyBad, 6 months ago to random

Demons

#wholesome #cartoon #funny #comic #alarminglybad

stina_marie, 7 months ago to horror

Yep. Try and have a good one, weirdos! 🤘🏼

#meme #Monday #horror @horror #TimCurry #IT #funny #Pennywise #mood #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

historyshapes, 7 months ago to histodons

#ICYMI -- November 17th was the 160th anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's initial draft of the #GettysburgAddress 🎩

@histodons

#History #Histodons #AbrahamLincoln #AmericanHistory #CivilWar #1860s #Comedy #Funny #Illustration #Mastoart #Cartoons #USHistory #RobertELee #Confederacy #Union #PresidentialHistory #President

stina_marie, 7 months ago to horror

It's Sunday. AVOID THE HARES.

#meme #horror @horror #hares #animal #funny #TheyDoSeemMenacing #Sunday #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

NoelJPenaflor, 7 months ago to random

That will keep it safe

#pic #pics #pictures #picture #wtf #funny

stina_marie, 7 months ago to horror

It's always good to be grateful & give thanks, everyday

#meme #funny #Thanksgiving #horror #spooky @horror #UghNowItsXmasSeason

Narayoni, 7 months ago to bookstodon

Oh I would really like to meet Mr Woland's cat. He would create some interesting chaos! From #themasterandmargarita by #mikhailbulgakov

@bookstodon @bookstadon #books #reading #bookquotes #funny #cat #funnycat #jokes

Narayoni, 7 months ago to bookstodon

This lady has lightnings to deliver. What do you think you are doing, by holding her up? 🤣
I find this so funny without context!

A quotation from The Master And Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
@bookstodon @bookstadon
#books #reading #literature #russianliterature #themasterandmargarita #puns #jokes #funny

Narayoni, 7 months ago to bookstodon

This lady has lightnings to deliver. What do you think you are doing, by holding her up? 🤣
I find this so funny without context!

@bookstodon @bookstadon
Quotation from the Master And Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
#books #reading #themasterandmargarita #mikhailbulgakov #literature #russianliterature #jokes #puns #funny

stina_marie, 7 months ago to horror

It's that day again. At least for a lot of us in the U.S., it's a short week!

#Monday #meme #NOTLD #horror #funny @horror #CmonBarbara #Survival
#MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

Narayoni, 7 months ago to bookstodon

Poor fellow! What an unfortunate god 🤣 🤣

A quotation from #solongandthanksforallthefish by #douglasadams ( #thehitchhikersguidetothegalaxy series)

@bookstodon @sciencefiction
#books #reading #jokes #humor #funny #amreading #scifi #amreadingscifi