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Turious, in FRIDAY IS FOR THE FUGUE

HELL YEAH I CAN’T WAIT TO VOMIT BEFORE I EVEN FEEL DRUNK LETS GOOOOOOOO!!! AROOOOOO!!!

robocall, in DROP 'EM IF YOU GOTTEM

I HAVEN’T SHAT ALL DAY TODAY. GOING TO POP A MAGNESIUM BROTHER. ARRRROOO!

Placid,
@Placid@lemmy.world avatar

BEST OF LUCK BROTHER BETTER TO RAIN THAN TO STRAIN

netwren, in DROP 'EM IF YOU GOTTEM

Actually isn’t shitting basically one of the most common things to happen when you die? You probably know at that point.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think your body keeps you alive long enough to experience it fully, but I have no experience in dying, so

Adi2121,

SPEAK UP BROTHER!! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

I WANT MY BABY BACK BABY BACK BABY BACK

TopRamenBinLaden,

I CANT HERE YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ALL THE HOGS BEING CRANKED IN HERE

Kolanaki, in DROP 'EM IF YOU GOTTEM
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I SOMETIMES FEEL LIKE IM DYING WHEN I AM SHITTING SO MAYBE I WILL KNOW 🤷🏻‍♂️

swab148,

POOPING YOURSELF TO DEATH GUARANTEES YOU A PLACE IN VALHALLA AROOOO

somedaysoon,
@somedaysoon@lemmy.world avatar

SOMETIMES IT HURTS AND SOMETIMES IT HURTS GOOD AND I DON’T KNOW IF THERE IS A GOD OR NOT BUT I’VE NEVER BEEN CLOSER TO GOD THAN WHEN I DROPPING LOGS

Poggervania, in DROP 'EM IF YOU GOTTEM
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

How long until Gianni Matragrano does a voiceover of this meme?

swab148,

SPEAK UP BROTHER, WE CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF OUR COLLECTIVELY CRANKED HOGS

Drewfro66, in WOULD RATHER BE CRANKING MY HOG
@Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I MAKE A PENNY, BOSS MAKES A BUCK

SO I CRANK MY HOG IN THE COMPANY TRUCK

jubilationtcornpone, in WOULD RATHER BE CRANKING MY HOG

INVEST IN A BIDET BROTHER AND YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO WIPE AGAIN.

Falxix,

ALWAYS BIDET AND SPRAY MFER. AROOOOO!

norbert,
@norbert@kbin.social avatar

YOU STILL GOTTA DRY SO YOU'LL USE A LITTLE TOILET PAPER BUT JUST A FEW SQUARES SERIOUSLY INVEST IN THE BIDET BROTHER IT'LL INCREASE YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING.

somedaysoon,
@somedaysoon@lemmy.world avatar

SOME OF THEM WILL BLOW A GENTLE WARM WHISPER OF AIR ON YOUR BUM TO DRY IT. I REALLY WANT ONE, ONE DAY I WILL LIVE THIS DREAM BROTHERS! AROOOOOOOOOOOO

pwnieb0y,

SOMEDAYSOON, BROTHER, YOU WILL ACHIEVE YOUR DREAM! AROOOOOOOO!

MrVilliam,

AND YOU FEEL MUCH MORE CLEAN AS A RESULT. NO MORE ITCHY BUTTHOLE, MFER.

Electric_Druid, in WOULD RATHER BE CRANKING MY HOG

HE’LL YEAH BOSS MAN

Coffee_n_Conchas, in DROP 'EM IF YOU GOTTEM

Live like every Shit is your last!

Maddie, in DROP 'EM IF YOU GOTTEM
@Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Elvis did

rockerface, in WOULD RATHER BE CRANKING MY HOG

THIS IS LITERALLY THE SIDE EFFECT OF HUMAN EVOLUTION

OUR ASSCHEEKS HAD TO EVOLVE TO ENABLE WALKING UPRIGHT AND IT CAUSED SHIT TO GET STUCK BETWEEN THEM

HUMAN GANG RISE UP (AND WALK)

P. S. DONT FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER SHITTING BEFORE YOU CRANK THAT HOG

Turious, in HAPPY WEEKEND - REMEMBER TO STAY HYDRATED, ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE DRINKING WITH BOTH HANDS!!

THEY FUCKEN GAVE ME ON CALL THIS WEEKEND SO I’LL JUST SIP SOME JUICE FOR NOW. MMMMMM!!

RagnarokOnline,

ITS INCREDIBLY KIND OF YOU TO BEAR THE BURDEN SO OTHERS DON’T HAVE TO, BROTHER.

JUICE CAN BE HEAT FOR HYDRATION IN MODERATION SO AS TO LIMIT YOUR SUGAR INTAKE. IT’S ALSO GOOD FOR CRANKIN THAT HAWG!!

GrammatonCleric, in HAPPY WEEKEND - REMEMBER TO STAY HYDRATED, ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE DRINKING WITH BOTH HANDS!!
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

SORRY BROTHER I DON’T DRINK COORS

Fox, in HAPPY WEEKEND - REMEMBER TO STAY HYDRATED, ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE DRINKING WITH BOTH HANDS!!

I SPENT ALL DAY CRANKING MY HOG

DocBlaze,

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  • Sketchpad01,

    WHAT WAS THAT, CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE HOG

    detectivesniffles, in WOULD RATHER BE CRANKING MY HOG

    THANKS FOR THE BOMB ASS PICTURE ITS HELPING ME COPE WITH HAVING TO FUCK*NG WIPE

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