slurpeesoforion,

Ah. Planting the trees who’s shade he’ll never enjoy.

awwwyissss,

More like “election coming up soon, need to look like a strong, innovative leader of a successful country”

eran_morad,

Interest rates in russia just hit 15%.

kokesh,
@kokesh@lemmy.world avatar

I hope he is man enough and files on the inaugural mission

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, kind of poor statement considering track record of Soyuz.

Inmate,

Or someone could just colorize and upscale that photo of Komarov’s charred corpse and call it a day before anyone gets hurt

LordWiggle,

Nice aim. Also nice aim to take Ukraine in 3 days. I aim to be successful in 2027 but we all know I’m going to continue to be sad, alone and a faillure.

Breezy,

Does he have enough money for that? Or might he expect to be rich as soon as he plunders the war torn ukraine.

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not the question of money as much as ban on high tech stuff.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Best we can do is Russian ground station.

Valmond,

Established a planetary station on earth.

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, good luck with that.

TerminalViscosity,
@TerminalViscosity@kbin.social avatar

Just imagine the size of the crater it will leave on the moon.

Muffi,

Missing the target by a distance roughly equal to the combined diameter of all planets in our solar system would be very on brand for Russian tech.

MushuChupacabra,
@MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world avatar

Sadly, most of the skilled workers needed for this project were pressed into military service, and got blown up in Ukraine.

TWeaK,

Or sent to prison for collaborating, like that scientist who worked on commercial hypersonic airplanes.

Aux,

Or just packed their shit and ran away as far as they could. A lot of great IT professionals I know started leaving Russia after 2014. After 2022 literally everyone I know left Russia. Putin has fucked Russia real hard…

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

They’re gonna need to steal a looooot of washing machines

Beetschnapps,

From where will it all launch? Where does the technology come from if they still cannot produce in house? Who will pay?

Is he going to “invade” a Chinese station and call it a victory?

BaroqueInMind,
@BaroqueInMind@kbin.social avatar

Rewrote the headline to predict what actually will happen: Putin's final living order before he committed suicide due to shame of losing in Ukraine aims to have Russian space debris & cosmonaut corpses in decaying orbit by 2027

ThePantser,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

So they plan to invade whatever station is up there at that time and try to claim as their own?

KISSmyOS,

And Ukraine will pay for the launch!

(It’s going to be a tank turret)

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