Who's on first?
possiblylinux127, What
ummthatguy, 
Classic Abbott and Costello act Who’s on First?
ininewcrow, 
yes, but who’s on second?
ummthatguy, “I’m not asking you who’s on second.”
“Who’s on first!”
“I don’t know.”
(together) “Third base!”
Zorque, I don't give a darn!
Pons_Aelius, He's the short stop.
ininewcrow, First? Third? Second? … Does anybody here know Jive?
negativenull, 
No, What’s on second.
Who’s on first.
I don’t know is on third.
ininewcrow, Surely you can’t be serious
negativenull, I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
IninewCrow, do you like movies about Gladiators?
get_the_reference_, Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Dagwood222, See that and raise you!
ummthatguy, “No, I don’t see The Band. That’s a different group entirely!”
https://media.tenor.com/gJVkUlSEBeEAAAAC/slappy-the-squirrel-pointing-in-face.gif
possiblylinux127, No, whats is the name of the people I was referencing
ummthatguy,
Gork, This was also a running gag on Stargate SG1 with the Goa’uld Lord Yu.
Norgur, What? Me?
uphillbothways, 
If he was pronouncing it correctly, the response would be "what'd you just call me?"
delitomatoes, Always found it weird that About and Costello used non traditional US names back then, the joke makes more sense now
puncmunc, Made me smile but I was wondering if this works with both pronunciations of "cant" and "caunt":
Still funny though.
brezelradar,
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