Yup

TheSparrowPrince, 10 months ago

I wonder if this is how God might feel.

doppelgangmember, 10 months ago

“Fuuuckkkk this is too much again, time to break my existence down into minuscule pieces of consciousness. I’m out dawg (as for now i am a dog).”

MajorHavoc, 10 months ago

<span style="color:#323232;">git merge feature/Australia
</span><span style="color:#323232;">97 conflicts
</span><span style="color:#323232;">git commit -am </span><span style="color:#183691;">'Whatever, I'</span><span style="color:#323232;">m tired.</span><span style="color:#183691;">'
</span><span style="color:#183691;">git push -f
</span>

dog, 10 months ago

I have two states.

0 equals “I have no idea what I’m doing”. 1 equals “I have no idea why this works”.

Binary ops withstanding.

dylanTheDeveloper, 10 months ago

I do my bool operations like !=

cryomancer20x6, 10 months ago

The third state is knowing just enough to confidently break things and push to prod.

dylanTheDeveloper, 10 months ago

I know just enough to push to prod and break everything

curiousmonkey, 10 months ago

schrodinger developer

dylanTheDeveloper, 10 months ago

The amount of overscopes I have because something that was suppose to be simple ended up taking too long is too damn high!

squaresinger, 10 months ago

Programmers are binary.

metaStatic, 10 months ago

there are 10 types of programmers

MyNameIsRichard, 10 months ago

… and those who were expecting a ternary joke

kspatlas, 10 months ago

I know a few non binary programmers though

squaresinger, 10 months ago

Embedded programmers. They use ternary.

Obi, 10 months ago

This also works with other fields. I’m pretty sure I’ll have these confidence swings my whole life regardless how good I get at anything.

Lux, 10 months ago

I AM A GOD | DOG AM A I

vicfic, 10 months ago

Superposition for me!

UpperBroccoli, 10 months ago

Hah. My default state is “I know this is shite and I have a million ideas how to do this better, but it is the best I can do in the time that I have to complete this.”

ZeroHora, 10 months ago

I already said these two phrases today.

FlickOfTheBean, 10 months ago

Can confirm, god is just dog backwards.

Bruisedback, 10 months ago

god.split("").reverse().join("")

Dogdammit they're right!

Slotos, 10 months ago

Where’s the second one?

supercriticalcheese, 10 months ago

I have no idea

simonced, 10 months ago

I am the one on the right at the moment…

j4k3, 10 months ago

I am only one of these. I need a drink. The old water into wine glass trick should work