jasondj,

Don’t say doing your wife…
Don’t say doing your wife…
Don’t say doing your wife…
…doing your…son?

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Felony contempt of business model.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

US and Belarus are the only countries I know that have death penalty. I wonder who is potato dictator in US.

fluffery,
@fluffery@lemmy.ml avatar

Senator of Idaho

Devjavu,

Are the only countries with a death penalty so far

drwho,
@drwho@beehaw.org avatar

I’ll be surprised if I’m still alive, to be honest. The way things seem to be going, affording any ongoing healthcare won’t be possible. Hell, I’d be surprised if I can still afford rent anywhere (there’s no way I can afford to actually buy property anywhere that isn’t in the middle of nowhere, let alone property with a house of some kind on it) by 2030.

covert_czar,
@covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Corona broke bro’s sense of time anyone tell him its not 2020

1984,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Ad blockers are financial terrorism in 2030.

Killercat103,
@Killercat103@infosec.pub avatar

Some say it’s extremism in 2023

andrew_bidlaw,

Electrocution ends for an ad break, then starts again, and again.

leaky_shower_thought,

ads will be considered as individuals and cancelling ads is analogous to manslaughter at the least.

what a great time to be alive~!

HawlSera,

Finally

I shouldn’t have lived this long

Rambi,

2030 is in 6 years :)

TwoBeeSan,

Fuck

01189998819991197253,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar
nossaquesapao,

Don’t be hasty, there’s still 16% of this year to be lived.

ObtotheR,

Worth it.

Muhr,

I can see this future at least in China for now

uriel238,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

In Max Headroom: Twenty Minutes Into The Future power-switches were seriously illegal. Not sure if a capital offense, but prison-worthy for sure.

drwho,
@drwho@beehaw.org avatar

I recall them being an imprisonable offense, with multiple years in jail. ref: Blanks.

Kyrgizion,

Dead. 6 feet under. A feast for worms or crows alike. Finito. Gone.

Rockyrikoko,

…if we’re lucky

Donjuanme,

Still paying for YouTube premium and not playing the victim card? Having access to more on demand, ad free, content than teenage me (with direct tv 200+channels) could ever dream of. Still finding new things to enjoy once and swear to rewatch some day but always finding too much new stuff?

drkt,

Can you watch my ads for me?

Donjuanme,

3 bucks a month to split a family plan, I’ve got my brother, my wife’s brother, her parents, my parents, and she and I usually stream from the same account at the same time, so idk if there are any restrictions to how many people can be on the same family plan.

I know prices might go up at some point, but right now it’s dirt cheap.

mystiick,

Are you all living together? If not, you're abusing the family plan, and should probably practice what you preach

zwekihoyy,

bro this was dumb

sour,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

what victim card

Polyester6435,

We are all so happy for you, I’m gonna continue blocking ads and feel good about it.

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