Putin’s adviser says U.S. is using brainwashing to make gay Ukrainian super-soldiers
getynge, Brainwashing people to stay in the military through gay influence(?) is an interesting tactic as opposed to just making people obedient in general, maybe being gay is part of the secret to superpowers idk.
PunnyName, Gotta make “being gay” an enemy. Other a person, dehumanise them, easier to kill.
lntl, rise to meet the challenge?
LaunchesKayaks, 
I don’t see an issue with gay super soldiers.
FaeDrifter, The real question is has Putin given up on trying to call them Nazis, or are we supposed to believe Ukrainians are super gay Nazi soldiers now.
Theharpyeagle, And Jewish, of course. They’ve got all the best space lasers, totally unfair.
such_lettuce7970, 
Akasazh, 
Aha! The standard strategy of making the opponent both very strong, to explain why they are winning and need being fought as being the weaker one at the same time because the gays are obviously inferior.
Same rethoric the nazis used against the Jews. Strong enough to own all capital and influence the entire world behind the scenes ánd obviously an inferior type of people without spine.
Teon, 
Where can I get one of the gay Ukrainian soldiers?
Ukrainian men are HOT!!!
Karyoplasma, Try Grindr.
PunnyName, But half their staff is gone.
OrteilGenou, Cheer up, you’ll still probably have three inches or so to work with
Mandy, does this include woman? id like a super soldier lesbian gf
LaunchesKayaks, Yo same. Muscular women are hot.
FlyingSquid, 
I am suddenly seeing Captain America in a whole new light.
PunnyName, Have you seen how much time he spent with men? Saying “I can do this all day”?
KingThrillgore, 
prettydarknwild, 
Sacred Band of Thebes 2: Electric Boogaloo
PrincessLeiasCat, Which one of you told?
niktemadur, Translation into “plainspeak”, filtering out all the deflection and projection:
We have an incompetent alcoholic military, with a toxic environment of forceful sodomy among our own troops abusing each other as well as others.
Yep… that pretty much covers it completely.
Thorry84, I’m super, thanks for asking! All things considered I couldn’t be better I must say!
DacoTaco, God damn you big gay al
Frittiert, 
unified through gay sex
Doesn’t sound that bad actually
SnipingNinja, Basically Spartans (based on my slightly more than cursory reading of their history)
afraid_of_zombies, I imagine it would be a pain in the bum for the one super soldier who the gay serum didn’t work on.
Rozauhtuno, 
Bread, I have to know, what inspired this presumably premade art? Is this normally a problem Bi Goth Girls have? I believe this has great meme potential.
PhatInferno, 
@ yoloswagstudios is the artist, idk if this is edited or not tho lmao, lots of great masterpieces!
SnipingNinja, Same! I’m interested in the backstory
SatyrSack, (edited ) I’m not sure where that part in particular comes from, but this seems to be a combination of these two
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/937/070/6f2.png
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/548/164/723.gif
ArugulaZ, 
Is this propaganda or a comedy routine gone awry?
railsdev, Imagine taking any of this seriously
thisbenzingring, Jokes on them, that is fuckin
FABULOUS
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