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outer_spec, in Credible Cyber Offense
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Putin: 😟

Russian civilians, realizing they don’t have to pay taxes anymore: 🤩

DavidGarcia, in Credible Cyber Offense

now do my country please 🥺

thatsTheCatch, in Credible Cyber Offense

This sounds like a really, really big deal

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe, in Credible Cyber Offense
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

Uuuugh. What.

Big if true.

Do their election next.

bartolomeo, (edited )

You might be surprised to find out it has no effect on the outcome of the election

BananaOnionJuice,
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Their last election went something like this:

Put your mark on the candidate you want for president.

  1. Putin.
  2. Putin.
  3. Putin.

Later that day.

The results are in, Putin won with 99.8%

Big_Boss_77,
@Big_Boss_77@kbin.social avatar

How did Pat Buchanan get 0.2% of the Russian vote?

BustinJiber,

It was also Putin

Rentlar, in Credible Cyber Offense

How to be an expert hacker in a few easy steps:

  1. Tap the build number 7 times.
  2. Run in terminal:

sudo rm налоги.xls;

sudo rm налоги-резервный*.xls

bartolomeo, in Credible Cyber Offense

Wait is this community for actual claims with dubious credibility, or is it just a sarcastic name?

bbuez,

Congratulations, you are now noncredible

Bernie_Sandals,

It’s more like sometimes credible, it’s mostly just a meme community. I don’t think the actual r/credibledefense ever got moved over to lemmy, that was almost like r/askhistorians but for military stuff iirc.

bartolomeo,

Ok lol thanks

verity_kindle,

Welcome, you don’t have to be a plane pervert to join us, but it helps!

RIP_Cheems, in This does put a smile on my face
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Why did I imagine Napoleon doing the can can to Rasputin as Moscow burnes?

uriel238, in Credible Cyber Offense
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Someone tell me they didn’t have a viable backup system so I can giggle uncontrollably.

bleistift2, in The time the chuds saved the world

Context: In 1983, the Soviet Union detected incoming missiles. Rather than relaying the information, the officer on duty decided not to take action, thereby preventing a nuclear war.

en.wikipedia.org/…/1983_Soviet_nuclear_false_alar…

Phen, in The time the chuds saved the world

From my own experience with hardware and real life in general, I imagine they probably had some equipment who they already knew was not working 100% and it was the only one to detect such missiles. I can’t imagine any other reason why they wouldn’t report it without risk of being labeled a traitor afterwards.

Ashyr,

If it was real, others would likely report it. If no one else is freaking out and phones aren’t ringing, it likely isn’t real.

Skua,

This is pretty close to Petrov's account of his reasoning, plus that the early warning system only showed four or five missiles inbound and he expected a hypothetical American first strike to be way bigger

EmoDuck, in The time the chuds saved the world

I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Out of the ordinary, I mean

deegeese, in Your thoughts?

A guy in a safer bush with a $1k drone has a 70% chance of hitting the guy with the RPG.

weeahnn,
@weeahnn@lemmy.world avatar

A guy in a Ghillie suit with a 100$ knife has a 70% chance of stabbing the guy with the drone.

krashmo,

Something something… 70%… bacon cheeseburger… heart disease.

nuke,
Rentlar,

And the cheeseburger was only $5!

Primarily0617,

they were too well camouflaged so the tank crew couldn't see them and backed over them reversing out of the drive

ouRKaoS,

It’s turtles all the way down

Rakonat,

Dude with a 2000 dollar thermal sight is gonna clap the guy with a javelin. Also any tank made by a competent nation (i.e.: not russia) will have thermal sights on their tank specifically to find some fuckboi on the bushes with a vibecheck tube.

JoYo, in Your thoughts?
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

10 dudes in a bush vs 10 dudes in a bush.

SoupBrick,

We can fit more in one bush… Get the Clowns.

BatrickPateman,

Time to start a bush selling business. They gonna be in high demand.

kn33,

“Welcome to the Raytheon farm!”

Pxtl,
@Pxtl@lemmy.ca avatar

Or an agent orange business.

uriel238, in The time the chuds saved the world
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

This is the advantage of everyone really, really not wanting a nuclear war. We assume its not really until the evidence it is is overwhelming. And maybe even then.

A friend of mine has (had? it was a while ago) an uncle who was one of the key turners in a midwest ICBM silo in the early 1970s. Having turned into a pacifist hippie (while still working for STRATCOM) he admitted during every psychiatric review he totally wasn’t going to turn that key, not now, not ever, even when staring down a Soviet first strike, because he was totally not going to be that guy that killed thirty million people.

And for reasons my buddy nor her uncle can fathom, they kept him at post.

Rednax, in Your thoughts?

If you have a handful of tanks, your enemy has to spend a lot of effort on getting rocket launchers. Not just buying them, but also the logistics strain to get them to the frontline.

And if you notice the enemy forgot to bring their launchers, you can deploy your tanks, and exploit their mistake.

Mass tank assaults are over. But using them as an integrated part of a force still makes sense to me.

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