IT'S THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 10 months ago

Effin crackers

Daft_ish, 10 months ago

Bro, you in a cracker barrel. All that gift shop stuff is just junk Xmas gifts tha g-ma picks up while waiting for her fried ocra.

GreenMario, 10 months ago

I don’t want to hear a goddamn thing about War on Christmas because that shit is winning, taking over and annexing pretty much everything after Summer at this point.

First it was a day, then two days (gotta include the Eve!!) Then the 12 days of Christmas, fucking hell. So on and so on.

And woe to you if you work Retail. Mariah Carey is coming for you.

theGimpboy, 10 months ago

I’m the kind of person who’s making this a reality because I heckin’ love Christmas time.

GreenMario, 10 months ago

You and my sister. She had her tree up before Halloween (though she did decorate it halloween-y)

Me I’m a bah humbug guy that’s got too much PTSD due to years spent in retail. I’m freaking done with it 😂

AFKBRBChocolate, 10 months ago

Might be an unpopular opinion, but I have no problem with stores selling holiday stuff way in advance of the holiday. Some people want to get their decorations all lined up, be working on crafts, or whatever. What I object to is when stores decorate for the holiday way in advance. I don’t want to see Christmas trees and snow men in October or pumpkins and witches in July.

can, 10 months ago

I don’t want to hear the music outside of December

AFKBRBChocolate, 10 months ago

Absolutely! Maybe even mid-December.

CADmonkey, 10 months ago

I don’t want to hear the music outside of the week of Xmas. It’s so annoying and repetitive.

theGimpboy, 10 months ago

I only want to hear “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday” on loop in every store ever day of the year.

can, 10 months ago

I get this reference and I do not appreciate you making me think of it lol

Neato, 10 months ago

I mean what did you expect? You went to Crackle Barrel. It's inventing new ways to suck.

GreenMario, 10 months ago

Can’t believe they’d name themselves after a slur 😂

Matrim, 10 months ago

The name comes from the barrels of soda crackers that could be found for sale in small-town stores across the American South in the early 1900s; people would stand around the barrels chatting and catching up, similar in purpose to contemporary office water coolers.

GreenMario, 10 months ago

Issa joke

pinkdrunkenelephants, 10 months ago

That might be where the hate term actually came from 🤔

Sibbo, 10 months ago

Real shoppers buy their Christmas gifts in January where stuff is cheap

feedum_sneedson, 10 months ago

I do like that jumper though.

CADmonkey, 10 months ago

I’ve never willingly entered a cracker barrel.

afraid_of_zombies, 10 months ago

I buy stuff out of season because it saves money. I will be shopping for new summer clothing in two months.

fluxion, 10 months ago

I’ll shopping for summer clothing in 2 months because it’ll still be hot AF

Veedem, 10 months ago

Sounding a little grinchy, OP

Nusm, 10 months ago

As I get older I realize why the Grinch wanted to live alone on a mountain with his dog.

Also, maybe the Grinch wouldn’t be so sour if everyone in town wasn’t constantly singing songs about what a piece of crap he was!

dan1101, 10 months ago

Cracker Barrel would like to welcome Grossweiner, party of 6

Nusm, 10 months ago

But what happened to the DuFresnes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing!

Spliffman1, 10 months ago

Man I feel hot just looking at this picture 😰

Gingerlegs, 10 months ago

Costco has Xmas stuff out as well

guyrocket, 10 months ago

AND: They're selling flannel shirts and winter gloves! It's going to be 90 F here tomorrow. WTF?

ScrollinMyDayAway, 10 months ago

Probably gonna be 60F in January, too.

s049031, 10 months ago

Yup. It was triple digits here in the southwest and they’re selling coats and jackets like we’re gonna need them this weekend.

FiniteLooper, 10 months ago

What kind of Labor Day stuff do they normally put out?

CeruleanRuin, 10 months ago

Only idiotsbwith too much money would buy Grinch and Scooby decor to begin with, and idiots aren’t great with calendar stuff.