Kinyutaka,

Better revenge, line up a bunch of carts around the truck, so he has to move them all to get out.

InternetTubes,

I can’t wait until these become mainstream and see what some private parking lot assistants do with them: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXSJ7dprzf4

neocamel,

My move lately has been to stand their windshield wipers up. You’re not doing anything criminally damaging to their vehicle, but in my experience, anyone this self-important will be really bothered by the thought of some random person putting their dirty hands on their precious baby.

deanza7,

Love this kind of selfish .ssholes. Never understood also the need to drive these monstrous cars. Once oil will bounce back, we’ll see if these ´cars’ will still be out there…

fietsbel,
@fietsbel@feddit.nl avatar

Clearly the parking space is too small, lets petition our gouvernment to increaste them, like a football field per car, or something like that… or else please use public transportation

Bourff,

Public transit ? What kind of filthy commie are you ? Why do you hate America’s car manufacturers?

nl4real,

Nice truck, sorry about your dick!

favrion,
@favrion@lemmy.world avatar

MICROPENIS

arc,

Most people who park like that in a stupidly big vehicle, at least park far away so they’re not stealing high frequency prime spots.

cptapathetic,
@cptapathetic@rustyshackleford.cfd avatar

Seriously. The funny thing is actual work/farm trucks tend to do that, it’s the pavement princesses that park like assholes.

some_guy,

Yeah, but not this asshole. Right next to the handicapped parking, which is as close to the building as you can get. Fucker.

bemenaker,

This is a job for 4 mini coopers!!

Jmr,

6 smart cars, all around

tym,

Grab some zipties and two shopping carts. Ziptie the shopping carts to their door handles.

Smoogs,

The handles probably have no where to loop around these days. But you’d still get the same effect just surrounding it with shopping carts like right up against it. Ding city and the whole town plays along.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

A quick glance at the image shows that it’s possible to do that there, there’s enough room in the handles

FlexibleToast,

A lot of handles are actual handles these days… Including this truck.

psud,

Why not to the wheels?

Fleshtrap,

Guys.

The parking lot is near empty.

You even have a car parked in the middle of two spots in the background.

It may be a dick move but in this particular instance I think yall can save your cortisol.

caballeroAguila,

It’s not about it being empty or not, it’s about principle.

nucleative,

What’s the principle here? If this place is a shop, I assume it’s private property. Maybe this guy owns the parking lot? Let the party who’s responsible for the place worry about it.

bemenaker,

I don’t care if someone parks like this farther out in the parking lot. But this entitled douchenugget did it right up front, no, that’s not accecptable ever. If you want extra room, park farther out and walk.

BlueTrees,

He’s trying to play car roulette it seems :D

Holzkohlen,
@Holzkohlen@feddit.de avatar

I finally understand why you still have the death penalty.

astral_avocado,
@astral_avocado@programming.dev avatar

This should be a felony

ThisGuysNeverSerious,

I have a full size truck and I agree. You don’t want dents. Park all the way in the back in one spot or park on the street. This person can suck a bouncy castle full of dicks.

Diplomjodler,

I guess there wasn’t an EV charger available.

Prethoryn,
@Prethoryn@lemmy.world avatar

Is that the lightening?

spongebue,

No, that’s a Toyota. I think OP was trying to say that the type of dickwad who would park like that is the same kind who would ICE an EV charge station

Diplomjodler,

Yes.

Diplomjodler,

No, they just like to park at EV chargers** to “own the libs”.

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