What a silly thought, am I right?
Not sure if it’s NSFW tho…
ThatWeirdGuy1001, 
Trumpet gang is just jealous because they have a tiny slide that only gets used for certain notes
Raxiel, Imagine not being able to jerk off your instrument
the_post_of_tom_joad,
Michael717, It’s SNSFW.
GrammatonCleric, 
I love this format because there’s no template, just a white space that you know exactly how to fill
Honytawk, Fingering your instrument isn’t much better though
zaph, I like to bang my instrument.
surewhynotlem, It’s not just the fingering. You have to tongue it just right at the same time.
… the trumpet taught me a very useful set of life skills …
TammyTobacco, This post is so lame I blocked the instance.
kuneho, 
cool!
dukk, This comment was made by the trombone gang.
guyrocket, 
Imagine having to put your lips on it, blow it, and jerk it off to get it to make silly fart sounds!
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
Trombone players don’t care. They can’t even hear you. Because they’re the loudest instrument and therefore the best.
kuneho, based
DoomBot5, Not even a mention of the boner jokes? Do you even play trombone?
Abird1620, It was hard for him to avoid. Thank you for relieving the pressure.
paddirn, Imagine having to give your instrument a blow job everytime you wanted it to play music.
–The String Quartet
IWantToFuckSpez, Imagine having to stroke your instrument every time you wanted to play music.
-The percussionist gang
Bonehead, Imagine having to bang your instrument everytime you wanted to play music.
- The Pianist Group
LemmyKnowsBest, Imagine having to finger your instrument every time you wanted it to play music.
~ The woodwinds group
oh… wait …
paddirn, Imagine having to deal with all these perverted fucking instruments.
– The Singer Group
CertifiedBlackGuy, Imagine being a professional throat goat.
—The Conductor
Stache_, Imagine having to wave your arms around like an idiot to produce sound. Oh wait…
— Theremin Gang
jubilationtcornpone, Having to bang an Instrument doesn’t sound so bad. But, if you get the rhythm off even a tiny little bit, it kills the mood real quick.
captainlezbian, Yeah I prefer fingering my instrument to change notes
BluJay320, 
This comment made by bass gang
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