Tweeting is dead
qwertychomp, Hold up one second, what do you call posting on mastodon? Masting? Mastering? Mastodoning?
Zerush, 
Tooting, it’s what a Mastodon do. Posts in Mastodon are Toots
aesopjah, The verb tweet was the only thing they had going for them.
Someonelol, Musk’s new designation shall be Xcretus.
answersplease77, "An official xcreeted this morning in response to the allegations saying Uuaauahagh.
Lepsea, Twitter > Tweeting > Tweet
X > Xcreting > Xcrement?
Comment105, We can be more subtle about it
X > Xcreating > Xcreation
ChickenLadyLovesLife, Xeet - one better than yeet.
bigkix, People sure are obsessed by an app they supposedly don’t even use.
BeigeAgenda, 
That’s because Twitter was a widely used common platform, even if you didn’t use it you still got news from there.
So people get annoyed when it got x’ed.
Raisin8659, 
Now every body can enjoy eXcreting all the X’s
Parallax, Goddamn Twitter is such a dumpster fire
Swagowicz, 
And i love every second of it. Haven't used that garbage in years.
Replica, 
LeVar Burton Meme > Drake Meme. Time for a new standard.
yA3xAKQMbq, Xreeching
bignavy, 
So glad I Xited right after Musk’s purchase was finalized. My days are freer and my conscience is clear!
holycrap, Xitting
ArchTemperedKoala,
Flanders_Poppy, Xit, Xitting, Xat. Keeping in mind that most people pronounce the “x” as “sh”.
Andrew15_5, Why would anyone pronounce it like that?
CanDoComputerDude, Scissoring
Shady_Shiroe, 
I don’t know why Elon musk didn’t just call it tXting
Possiblystupid, That just sound like something that should be done in private. Maybe somthing you should consult your doctor about.
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