I hope I put the correct amount of eyes on in the morning.
Yewb, I keep getting Facebook advertisements with his fucking face on it, on Facebook.
I hide it all keeps popping up
SpaceMonk, Dude must be paranoid af.
uglytruck, It's a spy camera trying to catch a glimpse of his messages on Signal.
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown, Looks like he accidentally set his hands on some bbq sauce he spilled the night before and hasn’t found a sink yet.
simple, 
You’re telling me people don’t have tactical barbecue sauce bottles strategically placed around their house for easy access for when you’re eating ribs and need a little extra sauce?
HolyDiver, i only eat ribs in one room of the house
DannyMac, 
On his planet, it’s called High-Fructose Infant Raymonds.
Froyn, That's Sweet Baby Ray's. Their slogan is "The Boss is the Sauce". Did Zuck ceded control to molasses and seasonings?
zedtronic, Free will is an illusion created by Sweet Baby Ray
norbert, 
I can appreciate that even billionaires eat Sweet Baby Ray's though. It really is the best sauce.
dream_weasel, “The sauce is the boss”**
MentalEdge, 
“smoking meats” seems like something people who cook their own food might say, I’ll say that.
zedtronic, You could say it a lot, so people make sure you’re very human in design.
1bluepixel, 
Zuck clearly put it there as a joke/Easter egg. I know it’s weird, but dystopian multibillionnaires whose life’s work undermines the very foundations of democracy around the world can have a (bad) sense of humor too.
Neato, 
He probably thought it'd humanize him to be so quirky and silly!
Whirlwindwanderer, What we can’t see is it’s actually “Sweet Human Baby’s” Sauce
theneverfox, 
He’s a billionaire. He probably doesn’t buy generic baby sauce, he probably buys “Sweet Baby Ray”
Zifnab25, You’d think, with a few dozen billion dollars under his belt, he could afford a better writers room. How much could Conan possibly cost?
Dohnakun, I’m all for frugality even though you’re rich.
planish, Deep Zuck lore.
Is there like a billionaires.fandom.com
morsebipbip,
Atramentous, The correct answer
somnuz, Sir, not when I am drinking my afternoon coffee — please!
Trainguyrom, Coffee, meet computer screen
Viking_Hippie, Doubles as billionaire onlyfans too
DessertStorms, 
Surely it's just product placement, and he's made a chunk of money/a handful of souls to advertise the sauce?
SlovenianSocket, 
Yes, it’s an Easter egg. Zuck did a bbq livestream like 12 years ago featuring sweet baby rays and it became a meme
Steeve,
Stan, 
Meat food successfully identified.
Lumidaub, 
Even jokes by dystopian multibillionnaires whose life’s work undermines the very foundations of democracy around the world that have a (bad) sense of humor can fail.
marmo7ade, Facebook has 2 billion monthly users. What is your metric for failure?
Viking_Hippie, undermining the very foundation of democracy around the world
I’d say that qualifies as not being ideal. Some of us would even call it a BAD thing.
Lumidaub, Wh… What does Facebook have to do with whether a joke is successful?
Zifnab25, I have a sneaking suspicion that Zuck hides bottles of Sweet Baby Rays around the house and makes you chug them like a frat boy hazing with Smirnoff Ice.
Steeve, I was at his place one time practicing Brazilian Jiu-jitsu and he cut a hole in the nipple of his shirt and insisted on breast feeding me Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce
Senchi, This is freakishly funny. I think I need more sleep
schnitzelbub, Unlike Zuck who doesn’t require sleep.
pickle_party247, He does sleep- on a rock in direct sunlight
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