Crul,
SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Tactical dragon Godzilla queefs.

CADmonkey,

I thought you were supposed to drop the air biscuit before stepping off a crowded elevator?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like you didn’t check well enough, several dinos are caught in the blast!

son_named_bort,

And that’s when you step out as someone is stepping in.

Speculater,

“IT WAS MEEEEEEEE!”

EvilFonzy,

I call that the Dutch lift.

DoucheBagMcSwag, (edited )
Franzia,

I like the way you think OP

ulkesh,
@ulkesh@beehaw.org avatar

And then the elevator stops on the next floor and someone new steps on.

Gork,

Then you do the Family Guy line. Look into their eyes and assert dominance by saying, “you did it.” Then awkwardly staying in the elevator as it goes to the next floor.

ulkesh,
@ulkesh@beehaw.org avatar

Touché, salesman.

Gork,
Wage_slave,
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

When it’s taco Tuesday and you’re wearing a skirt to work.

Rentlar, (edited )

If you’re using an app with animations, try collapsing the above comment

Automated_Footprint,
@Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works avatar

Excellent use of the new template 🫡

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