yumpsuit,

When this pizza hits 88°C you’re gonna see some serious shit…

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

The DeLivorean

rattking,
@rattking@lemmy.ml avatar

Wait a minute, Doc. Ah… Are you telling me you’re going to deliver pizzas… in a DeLorean?

The way I see it, if you’re gonna deliver pizzas, why not do it with some style?

RightHandOfIkaros,

It pains me to see the stainless steel finish covered up like this.

QuinceDaPence,

99% chance it's a wrap. You just peel it off when you're done with it. It doesn't damage paint if you take it off in less than like 7 years and it would never damage the stainless.

Subverb,

Could be a wrap as suggested, but also, DeLorean parts are getting pretty thin on the ground. When they have too much body damage people will bondo and paint them. It happens.

Jables,

I know right? I’m normally all for modifying your car any way you want, but friggin Dominos branding??

MrGerrit,
Amaltheamannen,

Average delivery driver in Snowcrash

SlopppyEngineer,

The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallowed subcategory. He’ s got esprit up to here. Right now, he is preparing to carry out his third mission of the night. His uniform is black as activated charcoal, filtering the very light out of the air. A bullet will bounce off its arachnofiber weave like a wren hitting a patio door, but excess perspiration wafts through it like a breeze through a freshly napalmed forest, Where his body has bony extremities, the suit has sintered armorgel: feels like gritty jello, protects like a stack of telephone books.

The Deliverator ’ s car has enough potenţial energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator ’ s car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens . You want to talk contact patches? Your car’s tires have tiny contact patches, talk to the asphalt in four places the size of your tongue. The Deliverator ’ s car has big sticky tires with contact patches the size of a fat lady’s thighs. The Deliverator is in touch with the road, starts like a bad day, stops on a peseta .

Why is the Deliverator so equipped? Because people rely on him. He is a roll model. This is America. People do whatever the fuck they feel like doing, you got a problem with that? Because they have a right to. And because they have guns and no one can fucking stop them. As a result, this country has one of the worst economies in the world. When it gets down to it – talking trade balances here – once we’ve brain-drained all our technology into other countries, once things have evened out, they 're making cars in Bolivia and microwave ovens in Tadzhikistan and selling them here – once our edge in natural resources has been made irrelevant by giant Hong Kong ships and dirigibles that can ship North Dakota all the way to New Zealand for a nickel – once the Invisible Hand has taken all those historical inequities and smeared them out into a broad global layer of what a Pakistani brickmaker would consider to be prosperity – y’know what? There’s only four things we do better than anyone else:

music movies microcode (software) high-speed pizza delivery

rattking,
@rattking@lemmy.ml avatar

Boy ohh boy mom, you sure know how to hydrate a pizza.

cryptosporidium140,

Thank you, Calvin! I mean Marty

BigHungryChicken,
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That is legitimately amazing

downpunxx,
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Last Week Or It's Free

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Great. Now I want to see an Initial D DeLoean for when I need the tofu yesterday.

RedSuns,

Euro beats intensifies

DoucheBagMcSwag,

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pinkwerdo,

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