TalesFromTheKitchen,

It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good. […] They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time. –Brian Fantana

irmoz,

I guess Obsession really do bring the pussy

kbotc,

I really had to look this up, and Jesus fuck, this is real. Bronx Zoo figured out tigers liked Obsession, then researchers in Central America would use it to get jaguars to rub up on certain items in front of cameras so they could record them and go out to gather up fur samples. Farmers noticed from the researchers that you could draw Jaguars to the area with the scent, and herbivores avoid areas frequented by Jaguars, so keep some scented items near your fields and things jaguars like to eat stay away.

ParsnipWitch,
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But… wouldn’t that mean you’d attract Jaguars instead? And they will snu snu you to death, savoring your smell in between bites?

SnipingNinja,

That’s why you don’t spray it on yourself

Spliffman1,
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Moral of the story… Herbivores have no sense of smell

scytale,

Would vegans be unknowingly repelled by Obsession?

Spliffman1,
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Quite possible 🤔

SubArcticTundra,

Inb4 some dude visits Costa Rica wearing Obsession and starts attracting big cats

TheGiantKorean,
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I wonder if anyone has been attacked by a carnivore because they were wearing Obsession.

herrwoland,
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this is amazing

casmael,

Glad u enjoyed 🐛

Poiar,

Inb4 not a meme but an image macro

casmael,

Perhaps we should also be pushing for tighter restrictions on meme classification as well.

TrustingZebra,

Memes don’t kill people.

irmoz,

Image macros are a form of meme

boonhet,

They only become memes when they start spreading. They’re always image macros.

irmoz,

If you’ve seen it but didn’t make it, it has spread

emptiestplace,

damn

boonhet,

That’s true. This IS now a meme.

What grinds my gears is when people say “I made this meme” when first sharing their image macro. It’s not a meme and it might never be one. Or it could be huge.

irmoz,

You’re right. Maybe there ought to be a term for an attempt at a meme. Maybe a “proto meme”?

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