guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

It can handle more than a million rows so why not?

eezeebee,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

A million rows sounds like a lot until you need more than that

IMongoose,

Database2.xlsx

Car,

Database2_not_locked(1).xlsx

Anamnesis,

In my experience it doesn’t work well when you have more than a couple people editing the file. My company had a group of ten modifying the same file in live time; it led to huge desync problems.

xpinchx,

I live in Excel hell and even that made me shudder. Just work on separate files and have a master spreadsheet append everything with power query.

I made a similar reply higher up and I fucking hate that that’s a solution but it legitimately would work in this use case. I frequently deal with 1M+ row data sets and our API can only export like 20k rows at a time so I have a script make the pulls into a folder and I just PQ to append the whole fucking folder into one data set. You don’t even have to load the table at that point, you can pull as-is from the data model to BI or make a pivot or whatever else you’re trying to do with that much data.

AThing4String,

Parent company doesn’t want ANYONE to have direct read access to the database - only the scant few heavily formatted reports the user-facing software will allow. Data analysis still needs to get done though, so…

Yeah. PQ -> Data Model saves my ass and my co-workers think I’m a wizard.

That, and learning how to quietly exploit minor vulnerabilities in the software to get raw tables I “shouldn’t” have and telling not one soul has been a winning combo!

betamark,

I imagine an alternate 4th panel wherein the genie says “ok you can bring back dead people.” What do yall think? Also I bet we could come up with a themed genie or setting that would punch up the joke too. ♡♡ love it BTW, op.

ElPussyKangaroo,

This just struck a nerve…

cries

tslnox,

Database? Good.

I use it to connect to another Excel “database” and generate a PDF form to print. No other way around unfortunately.

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