Probably guzzling water and planning to go for a run in the morning

agamemnonymous, 10 months ago

Bed if I’m lucky

Agent641, 10 months ago

Yours or someone elses?

Kecessa, 10 months ago

My bed also being my girlfriend’s bed, I’ll answer with… Both?

gerryflap, 10 months ago

I had 10-ish beers yesterday and I can tell you now: no amount of anything would have granted me the ability to run at this point in time. I actually did consider it yesterday, but that was a completely unrealistic idea. More water earlier on the evening would’ve helped tho.

the_third, 10 months ago

Yeah, I always end those evenings with half a teaspoon of salt and half a liter of water. Helps tremendously.

SlopppyEngineer, 10 months ago

Celebrating Christmas. That’s how long it takes me to get through 10 beers. I don’t drink a lot.

Franzia, 10 months ago

Laughing way too hard at my own burps.

Squirrel, 10 months ago

My only beers right now are tripels, so I see myself being asleep.

Swim, 10 months ago

Mmm monks know beer

Landrin201, 10 months ago

I would literally die, I already got drunk at dragoncon tonight, 10 more beers and I die

famousringo, 10 months ago

Relax, they’re small cans of light beer. It’s like 4 actual beers, tops.

Jimmycrackcrack, 10 months ago

Geez you’re game, you want to go running the morning after? I think if I tried that they’d eventually find my body by following the vomit trail.

Astroturfed, 10 months ago

Do you not get drunk enough for irrational optimism often? I don’t drink much anymore, but I was fully convinced I would get up and do something like work out, mow the lawns etc many times.

bobs_monkey, 9 months ago

Closing out the 12 pack: I’m gonna change the world! Next morning: turn off the sun

Alto, 10 months ago

Now why would anyone want to sit down and drink 8 beerses?

indulgence, 10 months ago

11th beer