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SSUPII, in Unfortunately based on true events

I wouldn’t mind

JohnDClay, in Lord of the Rings but Gollum has a glock

How would Legolas do better with a sniper rifle? I can’t think of a time he missed or was out of range of something anyway. And it’s not like he could have sniped Sauron from Gondor.

sederx, in Seriously Cyrill

Slow clap

looseanus, in No excuses
nitefox, in you have nothing! nothing to threaten me with!

Mine always knew I was a loner, and with the passing time she perfectioned her threats and punishments: at first she would hide the keyboard in her closet, so I found it; she tried the same with the power cords, mouse, modem and even though I always find them, it had became harder and harder; then she shut down the electricity, so I bought a power supply; she broke my mouse, so I bought a new one. Reaching an impasse, knowing that nothing she could do would stop me, she committed the worst treason her: she took hostage my computer, far far away from our house, while I was at school.

Some time later he came back, but he was never the same…

SpicyLizards, in you have nothing! nothing to threaten me with!

Excuse!!

ColeSloth, in The maniac

My bottom panel is getting swapped out for the husband and wife duo of K.A Applegate and the Animorphs books.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

She was one of the first AMAs I remember being there for on reddit. It was before people had PR handlers doing the AMAs for them (maybe 2011?), and it was so cool to hear her talk about the books.

JohnDClay, in Sam the Brave

He and Bilbo are the only two who have managed that, and Sam did it while they were in Mordor!

Pietson,

Boromir did it too, although under pressure of aragorn and only after holding it for about half a minute.

Fizz, in Still got the codes written down somewhere
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Is that lotr war in the north? If so that game slaps.

Cannibal_MoshpitV3,

Nah, Return of the King the Videogame

verity_kindle, in And the Titanic will answer

The orc with the bomb, running into watertight compartments.

QuestioningEspecialy, in If only it were not so
@QuestioningEspecialy@kbin.social avatar

fuckin. ded.

Aurenkin, in If only it were not so

My books are spent…

ininewcrow, in Show me the meaning of haste
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Elrond: … the Volvo plant that built the Volvo station wagon 200 series? … I was there … 3,000 years ago!

stonedemoman, in Also forged in Mount Doom

This axe will keel

CryptidBestiary, in Herald of taters

Breathe the po-ta-to air again, stinker

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