I can't be convinced otherwise

Kyyrypyy, 10 months ago

The shark looks like it needs it’s snoot booped :3

PP_BOY_, 10 months ago

no glass or greased watermelons in the water

Couldn’t be any public pool I’ve gone to

The_Picard_Maneuver, 10 months ago

I remember the watermelons growing up, but never any glass fortunately.

radix, 10 months ago

… Greased watermelons? Do I want to know?

PP_BOY_, 10 months ago

You never played greased watermelon as a kid in the public pool? You grease up a water Melon and throw it in the water and all the kids go crazy trying to grab it but it just keeps slipping away. Some of my fondest childhood moments were spent playing greased watermelon

Enigma, 10 months ago

Is this real?

oldGregg, 10 months ago

They’re quoting always sunny in Philadelphia but yeah its a real thing

Enigma, 10 months ago

Ah okay, it’s on my watchlist.

ALostInquirer, 10 months ago

Greased watermelon games or Always Sunny?

Enigma, 10 months ago

Por que no los dos?

Transcendant, 10 months ago

I tried, but they wouldn’t let us into the nice pool, despite how hot a day it was, because they thought we were trash. We tried to make our own pool from an abandoned one, but instead we got trapped inside it

009_Sound_System, 10 months ago

It was the bullies you had to worry about tbh

Okokimup, 10 months ago

I will take it over 40 screaming kids.

ninjakitty7, 10 months ago

I mean I can’t prove that there ISN’T a shark just out of my sight at all times.

GrammatonCleric, 10 months ago

It’s fine, the chlorine will take him out 😉

The_Picard_Maneuver, 10 months ago

Or just make him angry

Polydextrous, 10 months ago

We’re gonna be a bigger pool

downpunxx, 10 months ago

WERE GONNA NEED A BIGGER COMMUNITY CENTER

Fapper_McFapper, 10 months ago

Part II

1024_Kibibytes, 10 months ago

That’s not quite Blahaj, but Blahaj doesn’t seem scary

rockSlayer, 10 months ago

Blåhaj only attacks transphobes, so it shouldn’t be a problem

imgonnatrythis, 10 months ago

I’m always more worried there is a frothy floating child turd right behind me. Maybe my imagination is crippled.

WagnasT, 10 months ago

frothy floating child turd

what a colorful way to describe a child, they sure don’t understand personal space though.

Son_of_dad, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

When I was a kid my parents took me to a pool where the bottom was a huge mosaic of a killer whale. Fuck no. I think that pool gave birth to my hate of water.

techt, 10 months ago

What the actual heck, I have the exact same childhood NOPE memory of a pool with an orca mosaic. You’re the first one to validate that, none of my family remembers! I think I might have almost drowned in there too.

The_Picard_Maneuver, 10 months ago

That would’ve terrified me

isolatedscotch, 10 months ago

I had the same thing as a kid but with a jellyfish instead of shark

Illegal_Prime, 10 months ago

Me too. The thought of a shark never really crossed my mind, ever. But the jellyfish absolutely did.

Sometimes, it still does.

ALostInquirer, 10 months ago

what’s their name?

reagansrottencorpse, 10 months ago

I still have this thought as a grown person

Vampiric_Luma, 10 months ago

This phantasmal creature can be slain just like the rest.

Get into a well spaced octagon with some VERY trustworthy individuals. If everyone turns their back at the same time at equal distance, the sharks will amalgamate at the center. They will all split apart when they try to eat you, killing the creature(s) once and for all.

This is the only way and DO NOT TRY WITH OTHER SHAPES DO NOT ADD DIMENSIONS TO THE RITUAL