onionbaggage,

Glass Shark! Glass Shark! Glass Shark he love da fat kid.

Bloodwoodsrisen,
@Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.tf avatar

I had nightmares like this, unable to get out of the water with the shark around the corner

Vampiric_Luma,
@Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca avatar

This phantasmal creature can be slain just like the rest.

Get into a well spaced octagon with some VERY trustworthy individuals. If everyone turns their back at the same time at equal distance, the sharks will amalgamate at the center. They will all split apart when they try to eat you, killing the creature(s) once and for all.

This is the only way and DO NOT TRY WITH OTHER SHAPES DO NOT ADD DIMENSIONS TO THE RITUAL

reagansrottencorpse,

I still have this thought as a grown person

ALostInquirer,

what’s their name?

isolatedscotch,

I had the same thing as a kid but with a jellyfish instead of shark

Illegal_Prime,

Me too. The thought of a shark never really crossed my mind, ever. But the jellyfish absolutely did.

Sometimes, it still does.

Son_of_dad, (edited )

When I was a kid my parents took me to a pool where the bottom was a huge mosaic of a killer whale. Fuck no. I think that pool gave birth to my hate of water.

techt,

What the actual heck, I have the exact same childhood NOPE memory of a pool with an orca mosaic. You’re the first one to validate that, none of my family remembers! I think I might have almost drowned in there too.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

That would’ve terrified me

imgonnatrythis,

I’m always more worried there is a frothy floating child turd right behind me. Maybe my imagination is crippled.

WagnasT,

frothy floating child turd

what a colorful way to describe a child, they sure don’t understand personal space though.

rockSlayer,

Blåhaj only attacks transphobes, so it shouldn’t be a problem

1024_Kibibytes,

That’s not quite Blahaj, but Blahaj doesn’t seem scary

downpunxx,
@downpunxx@kbin.social avatar

WERE GONNA NEED A BIGGER COMMUNITY CENTER

Fapper_McFapper,

Part II

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

It’s fine, the chlorine will take him out 😉

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Or just make him angry

Polydextrous,

We’re gonna be a bigger pool

ninjakitty7,

I mean I can’t prove that there ISN’T a shark just out of my sight at all times.

Okokimup,
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

I will take it over 40 screaming kids.

009_Sound_System,

It was the bullies you had to worry about tbh

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