Generous trick or treating
moog, Idk if “warm” is the right word for eggs sitting outside in late October. But idk if “freezing cold” makes me any happier…
BarrelAgedBoredom, “honey, is something wrong? You haven’t taken your scoop out of the communal egg bowl”
ShitOnABrick, (edited ) 
Is it a trick or a treat no it’s savoury oh wait why are there razor blades in my scrambled eggs
Pissnpink, But it’s actually a trick because it’s really insulation they’re trying to get you to put your hands in.
set_secret, you need to specify four fingers when you prompt the AI image generator mate.
Belzebubulubu, 
I thought that was a badly done doll hand lol
_stranger_, It is! This is a year old remake of a 2017 meme, seemingly by the same person. There’s a video too
FellowEnt, Here I was thinking Chris Simpson artist was a vintage meme thief, but he’s actually the OP, had my best pitchfork ready and everything!
FiniteLooper, How do you keep it warm? Sterno?
Imgonnatrythis, Steryes
Greggo, Cayenne pepper. Just a little.
IanSomnia, Growing up there was an older couple on my street who would dress as Mr and Mrs. Clause for Halloween. Santa would open the door and offer you a big spoonful of mashed potatoes! After sufficient protest Mrs. Clause would bring out the candy.
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
That sounds so wholesome. I’ll try to remember that idea for when I’m older.
SpaceNoodle, The Predicate family across the street had full-sized candy bars
Cylusthevirus, 
It's not that they're for the kids, it's that each handful costs one child. Eggs are expensive.
criitz, What a croc, those eggs will be cold in minutes
MrWafflesNBacon, Yummy
onevia, 
Five fingers 🤮
NoiseColor, Six fingers lol!
ummthatguy, 
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