GCostanzaStepOnMe,
@GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de avatar

Italiens are like “Guy check out this piece of dough that’s shaped slightly different to the other pieces of dough”, and the rest of the world is like “Cool Italy, that’s going right on the fridge. But check out our cars, computers, planes and the internet”.

skarn, (edited )

Yeah, because Italians totally have no idea how to build a car.

Edit: a gentle reminder that e.g. Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, Pagani, Ducati, Dallara and DeTomaso come from exactly the same area as Parmigiano, Bolognese sauce, Parma ham, lasagne, and Bologna sausage.

Italy does not, indeed, have too much to offer with respect to computers and the internet.

GCostanzaStepOnMe,
@GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de avatar

Edit: a gentle reminder that e.g. Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, Pagani, Ducati, Dallara and DeTomas

Sorry Luigi, those are pasta shapes. Try again.

RVGamer06,
@RVGamer06@lemmy.world avatar

/s right?

RIGHT?

skarn,

Sorry Jared, I got confused there for a moment.

curiousaur,

A single noodle is called a spaghet.

affiliate,

would it be spaghets if there are multiple single noodles?

curiousaur,

Yes, you are absolutely correct.

abysmalpoptart,

Uno spaghetto, but it doesn’t follow the meme sorry :(

Dozzi92,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

I called it all macaroni. It was either macaroni for a tube, or spaghetti or linguine, and obviously things like ravioli and tortellini and manicotti were there own things. The problem is I grew up in New Jersey, and when I finally saw these words spelled it hurt my brain.

funkless_eck,

I am a purist and macaroni is only when a rider of an ungulate affixes a plume to their headgear whilst in transit to a metropolitan area

Mamadidi,

Pasta

random_character_a,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Can confirm. They are all nuts

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

No one calls any of those things spaghetti though

wetnoodle,
@wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yeah I’m no Italian but none of those are spaghetti

The_Picard_Maneuver, (edited )
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I don’t think it’s supposed to be literal

lol3droflxp,
@lol3droflxp@kbin.social avatar

I think that’s the joke

JohnDClay,

Pasta would have been better.

Selmafudd,

But pronounced with a hard R

JohnDClay,

Pastarrr?

Selmafudd,

Parsta or even parstar

Touching_Grass,

Rpasta

CeruleanRuin,

Let me introduce you to this concept of a shitpost.

grayman,

They’re supposed to be mildly true.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

i do (i am mentally sick in the head)

NerdyPopRocks,

Just watched the video huh

name_NULL111653,

Pasta. Not spaghetti. Spaghetti is a type of pasta, as are the rest of these. But these others are not spaghetti.

Seraph,
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

He is so lucky I don't report him to the Italian Pasta Board, or he'd never eat "sketti" again.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Not the sketti! Please have mercy!

name_NULL111653,

(Sith Lord Voice)

Italian? I am the Italian!

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

stop factchecking liberal

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

What do you call a fake noodle?

Pyr_Pressure,

I know what spaghetti is, the rest is either flat spaghetti or noodle tubes

newIdentity,

Noodles

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

I call OP’s mom spaghetti.

vapeloki,

*american people

There, fixed it

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

No one that took a long bus to school in America calls that stuff spaghetti. All of that is “pasta.”

RagnarokOnline,

S’kettie

originalucifer,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

how is the one thing that americans actually call spaghetti not on the list?

ChicoSuave,

Italians have more words for pasta than Eskimo have for snow.

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