someguy3,

Hole’s too far forward.

shiveyarbles,

Aka project poop

Swim,

this is a milking chair

XTornado,

But why multiple chairs stacked?

apotheotic,

20 milking chairs. They’re just stackable

XTornado,

Oh yeah, duh, makes sense. For those group events.

Swim,

a milking conference, like a class how to properly milk a penis, the kind in a hotel conferenfence room

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

It was one of Mac’s Project Badass inventions. 😏

pruwybn,
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

For questions contact Mac

nieceandtows,

hmmm

CaptainFlintlockFinn,

Recreating that scene from Casino Royale?

bloopernova,
@bloopernova@programming.dev avatar

ouch

HumbleFlamingo,

Don’t try and low ball me, I know what I have…

Sharpiemarker,

Oof

davehtaylor,

Exactly what I thought. Seems the only plausible answer

dingleberry,

Daniel Craig must be 80 yo grandpa for that scene to work here.

catfish,

thats quite the image

mateomaui,

homemade toilet chair project?

lowleveldata,

Looks too clean for that

mateomaui,

maybe just clearing the way for farts so the cushion doesn’t absorb them

Emperor,
@Emperor@feddit.uk avatar

It would help prevent the muffling effect you get from a cushion. If you were really feeling creative you could attach some kind of trumpet to the hole.

mateomaui,

or possibly a metal bowl for a premium echo

Emperor,
@Emperor@feddit.uk avatar

Or an elaborate series of pipes.

I can see how experimentation like this could easily lead to 20 chairs with holes in them. Now I just want to know if he found the perfect addition - perhaps a tuba or an Alpine.horn or a vuvuzela.

mateomaui,

why choose? just have a whole brass section

Emperor,
@Emperor@feddit.uk avatar

20 chairs later…

mateomaui,

it’s all making sense now

mateomaui,

finally put it all together, they’re trying to recreate this for less flexible people

https://i.imgur.com/4Ra96MD.jpg

Emperor,
@Emperor@feddit.uk avatar

Ah ha, it’s silly to expect people to bend in half to.hold the bum trumpets, far better to cut a hole in a chair and fix the trumpet to the underside (but not the bottom - jumbling up.your terms could be a dis-arse-ter).

mateomaui,

Good work, everyone, we figured it out, job well done.

Emperor,
@Emperor@feddit.uk avatar

Another mystery solved on Lemmy.

LChitman,
@LChitman@kbin.social avatar

The project could be "hottest/most destructive fart". If it is, I would like to see the white paper.

Edit: my thinking being that the chairs would be a fairly consistent medium to test against

mateomaui,

I would like to believe this, but it looks like there’s a lack of singe marks.

jarfil,

For those occasions when you need a group of 20 people to use them all at once?

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