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ijeff, in [image] Electric SUVs as "the world's most sustainable vehicles"... This has gotta be a joke, right?
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Does it disassemble into two electric bikes or four electric unicycles? 🤔

Fried_out_Kombi,
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Better yet, 8 electric demi-cycles

jerkface,
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16 electric pogo sticks

awwwyissss,

32 electric roller skates

jerkface,
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64 electric, umm… cock rings? Sorry, I do not know the polite term.

lemann,

64 heelys

Nouveau_Burnswick,

128 fidget spinners

Fried_out_Kombi,
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256 marbles

Izzy, in That looks familiar
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We have re-invented trains for the 500th time. Good job world.

agressivelyPassive,

But this time, it’s different!

snooggums,
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What about trains underground?

Maybe even powered by electricity.

baseless_discourse,

Is this “ThE lOop”?

ShaggySnacks,

My trains have black jack and hookers.

Olgratin_Magmatoe,

But it’s an even worse version because with it the traffic on rail networks would explode, the complexity of the unit that moves everything increases (as well as cost), and it pisses away all the efficiency trains get from economies of scale. A 2 mile train will always be more efficient than this crap. And that’s all before you consider the safety nightmare that this would cause.

teruma,

Is that like crabification for vehicles?

Potatos_are_not_friends, in How cars ruin wild animals’ lives

There were 6-12 wild turkeys in my neighborhood. Once in a while, a driver would kill them. It was always a sad moment when you notice there’s some missing.

During the pandemic, there was over 30. Nature was healing.

Unfortunately I moved before knowing if their fate has changed.

Hello_there, in Hit-and-run driver in Huntington Beach believed to be targeting cyclists

The Florida of California strikes again

Catoblepas, in Hit-and-run driver in Huntington Beach believed to be targeting cyclists

Of course it’s Huntington Beach, ugh.

Nouveau_Burnswick,

Putting the hunt in Huntington.

Glad to see the most dangerous game has evolved from man to man on bicycle.

malloc, in Hit-and-run driver in Huntington Beach believed to be targeting cyclists

🚘 🧠 mentality

FlyingSquid, in That looks familiar
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Now stop me if you’ve heard this before, but what if… and this is just a thought, don’t get too worked up… but what if instead of just one of those, we hooked a bunch of them together and pulled them with something?

nsantoro73,
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HOLY SHIT GIVE THIS GUY A CONTRACT!

frostbiker, (edited )

I’m not sure we have the technology to achieve such greatness, but if we did, we could call it a TRAnsportation Innovation Network or TRAIN for short.

NateNate60, in That looks familiar

Adam Something on YouTube:

It’s like a train, but shittier, like a bus, but shittier, like a tram, but shittier…

qwop,

That video was the first thing I thought of :)

(youtu.be/YUpST_cQ1hM for anyone wondering)

WalrusDragonOnABike, in That looks familiar
nsantoro73,
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Preesh

lntl, in That looks familiar
nsantoro73,
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This guy gets it.

awwwyissss, in That looks familiar

I have nothing intelligent to add, but I just want to say that I sincerely hate cars. This sub isn’t a joke to me, I wish those god damn things were never invented.

I’m tired of breathing their cancer-causing fumes, I’m tired of the honking and screeching, I’m tired of worrying I’ll get run over just walking around my neighborhood, I’m tired of micro plastics in my brain because some fat asshole was too lazy to ride a bike, I’m tired of climate change threatening global stability. Sorry for the rant.

nsantoro73,
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Very well said! No apology necessary.

Fried_out_Kombi, in How cars ruin wild animals’ lives
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This is one if the reasons I think car-dependent suburban sprawl is so much environmentally worse than so many people think it is. I’ve encountered far too many people who think sprawling suburbs are full of nature just because they have trees and grass lawns – usually to contrast with “concrete jungles”. Like yes, dense areas could often use more greenery, but car-dependent sprawl is nowhere near being a healthy ecosystem. Cars, suburbs, roads, and all our malarkey are inherently disruptive to nature, so we should do our best to minimize our impact.

lntl, in [image] Electric SUVs as "the world's most sustainable vehicles"... This has gotta be a joke, right?

most sustainable vehicle has always been and will forever continue to be the bicycle

tintory, in [article] "Yes In God's Backyard" bill (SB4) passed in California's Senate

Churches know if they want to drive up membership, then the best way is to reduce the drive time of members

LEDZeppelin, in That looks familiar

In before someone in the US calls it CoMmUNiSm!

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