cheese_greater,

Realzer than U 🫵

shinigamiookamiryuu,

Yes, but don’t take it from me, take it from the famous Biographics YouTube channel.

By some miracle, he has managed to stick around, those clingy saints ;)

EvilTwin,

Santa is real.

Good boys and girls don’t exist.

cheese_greater,

Santa is totally unreal

zeppo,
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

Whatever! You’re working for Big… uh… anti-Parent!

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Um yes? Do you think they just put some guy in a fat suit and fake beard when he Battle rapped Moses?

ForestOrca,
@ForestOrca@kbin.social avatar
TWeaK,

I found real Santa’s Cloudfare tracker: https://i.imgur.com/9NAEzPy.png

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

He’s only real for children 12 and under. That’s why restaurants allow children under 12 to eat free.

ForestOrca,
@ForestOrca@kbin.social avatar

I'm trying to follow your logic here. So Santa reimburses restaurants that have this policy? What an amazing, jolly old elf!

justlookingfordragon,
@justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world avatar

Well, there IS a real one … www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbfFgTzbtRw

In recognition of this festive season, we caught up with the real-life Santa Claus. That’s right: Old Man Christmas is a real guy who legally changed his name to Santa Claus. Santa, it turns out, lives on Long Island, owns a barbecue company called Santa’s BBQ and has been Santa for more than 20 years.

01adrianrdgz,
@01adrianrdgz@lemmy.world avatar

yea that is nice!!

rhacer,

If course he exists! I’m 60 years old have raised four children and believe beyond any shadow of a doubt.

My kids have come to me and said “Dad you know that Santa’s not real” They can’t shake my faith, and now that one of them is a parent, I bet they start to find their faith in him again.

Solaris1789,
@Solaris1789@jlai.lu avatar

Don’t let santa b*lievers (🤢) fill you with propaganda, its the Three Magi that bring presents and it has always been

01adrianrdgz,
@01adrianrdgz@lemmy.world avatar

uhmm ok q.q

YoBuckStopsHere,
@YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world avatar

NORAD is tracking something on December 24th, who else would it be?

bloopernova,
@bloopernova@programming.dev avatar

greg-davies-taskmaster-facepalm.bmp

lazylion_ca,

Who do you think brings all those toys? Your parents?

tacotroubles,

Whats more likely a man delivering presents to good children, or somehow every parent in the whole world have come together and are colluding in creating a fictitious man and they themsleves are giving gifts to the kids for no reason?!? Wake up sheeple

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