Saying a cool line while defending from a home invader.
I live in the UK so having a gun is out of the question. The closest thing I could get to a defense weapon is either a kitchen knife or a golf club so I’d really like to make a pun involving whatever I’m using while defending my home.
It may sound kinda dumb, but I think it would make for a funny story!
Driving a truck. I enjoy driving and have fantasies about having a job without the complex social/emotional component that mine does. But in reality I think I’d be bored.
Ha, just last night I had a dream I was charged in error 600 bucks for a fancy cherro from a coffee shop that didn’t sell coffee (which I ordered not to be awkward) after I ran my card, and they refused to fix the error and kicked me out. The dream ended with me throwing a brick through their window display.
Irl though, where would I find a spare brick in this economy?
Join another band. I don’t have the energy or the motivation I had when I was younger anymore, I know it’s never going to happen again. I’m just hoping I can get myself to a place where I’m playing my drums regularly again someday.
I feel this. I miss the creative outlet but I just don’t have the time or motivation to join or start another band, or deal with shitty band mates BS for that matter. Playing regularly by myself is fine but it’s just not the same.
You’ve said the word “lottery”. I am now obligated to mention that one thread where someone details exactly why you shouldn’t win the lottery, and what to do in the unfortunate event that you do.
Well… I wouldn’t say dreaming as in “it’s a dream of mine”. But I have imagined myself from time to time to just drop everything on the spot and travel in one direction just to see where I end up.
I have a business idea. I’m guessing it would take a quarter billion dollars and 3 - 5 years in strict stealth to get it off the ground, without getting sniped by a massive entity like Amazon (provided there’s real value in the idea). And if it were successful (and didn’t alienate its potential customers) it would still have razor thin margins that would probably mean finding investment really tough.
Its never going to happen and I still don’t want to talk about details, just in case.
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