SecretSauces, 
Aren’t all major technically made up?
Also, Semantics & Pedantry 101.
serial_crusher, 
101
I think a major in Semantics & Pedantry would impress your mom, but specifically majoring in the intro-level course is a risky decision.
Encode1307, This guy pedants
TehBamski, Technically the truth. Just like how humans named the brain.
0x4E4F, Sex toy design
Encode1307, And testing
0x4E4F, In the adult entertainment industry
shinigamiookamiryuu, By cry, do you mean tears of disappointment or tears of joy?
nickwitha_k, Applied Racism
DharmaCurious, 
You mom sounds cool. :)
KittenBiscuits, Onion genetics
intensely_human, Onionetics: the study of general horseshit
pastermil, How about a non made up one: Egyptology
PP_BOY_, 
The only useful thing you can do with a degree in Egyptology is to teach Egyptplogy, which gives those students the exact same problem. It’s like a big pyramid scheme.
KittenBiscuits, Aye, and everyone’s keeping their heads in the sand about it.
intensely_human, I prefer Sudanology
SirToxicAvenger, gender studies
Bluetreefrog, So your mom likes sexism, or would they be tears of joy?
fubo,
- Erotic Culinary Sciences
- Antisocial Studies
- Traditional & Postmodern Hentai
- Brewery Appreciation
- Phallic Arts (w/ professional dildowright certification)
- Livestock Inversion Studies
Tangent5280, What the fuck is livestock inversion studies?
fubo, 🐄⤵️👩🎓
Hardeehar, “What the fuck is livestock inversion studies?”, my mother exclaimed with tears in her eyes while her shaking hands grasped the course syllabus.
KISSmyOS, You learn how to make sausage.
moody, Cow tipping
ThatBaldFella, Tipping culture is getting out of hand.
thb_tx, Bottom 101: It’s better to receive than to give.
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