revlayle,

Just have one of them with a long schlong. Doesn’t matter which one.

pancakes,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why not both?

germanatlas,
@germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Better than making them blue/pink

hungryphrog,

The female wolf doesn’t have huge boobies, or a bow, or anything pink on it. How am I supposed to tell the difference between these two?!

HeckingShepherd,

And people want to fuck both

enitoni,
@enitoni@beehaw.org avatar

People want to fuck anything that moves

Johanno,

And vending machines. I mean objects that don’t move

spader312,

Bigger eyes = feminine

coolfission,

and long eyelashes = feminine

NakariLexfortaine,

Goddamnit, that explains everything.

My whole life I’ve been told “your eyelashes are too long and pretty for a man”. They were just trying to be helpful.

violetraven,
@violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Same. I had other women exclaim how jealous they were over my long eyelashes and how they were “going to waste”

cmhickman358,

Hello Potion Seller. I’m going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.

BecomingTheFalcon,
@BecomingTheFalcon@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks now I have to go watch that video again lol

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