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TheBroodian, to badrealestate in This house must be moved!

Lmao, literally, why?

Hossenfeffer, to badrealestate in This house must be moved!
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk avatar

Just DHL it.

celeste, to badrealestate in This house must be moved!
@celeste@kbin.social avatar

There's some speculation in the comments on this site that the American Battlefield Trust purchased it as part of an effort to preserve a historic battlefield location in Princeton. So they don't want to be destroying other historic stuff, I guess?

paper_clip,
@paper_clip@kbin.social avatar

I love this bit from the description:

While currently located within the Princeton Public School district, the municipality where the house is moved will determine where students will attend public schools.

As if some people may assume the school zoning would follow the physical house where ever it gets relocated. It's one of those lines that gets added to the description because someone asked that question in the past.

Depress_Mode, to badrealestate in This house must be moved!

You can’t just casually mention that the whole house has to be moved to another location and not even say why.

torknorggren,

I assume a rich asshole bought it, assuming he could demolish it, found out it is protected, and is now trying to pass the relocation costs on to some other rich asshole. I don’t even see how this place can be moved though, it looks like masonry on a slab.

Emperor,
@Emperor@feddit.uk avatar

It’s rich assholes all the way down.

Ilovethebomb,

Relocating concrete floor buildings has been done before, but it’s certainly not easy, and probably not cost effective.

Mr_Blott, to badrealestate in This house must be moved!

It looks like the entrance to a public swimming pool 🤢

TerryCustard, to badrealestate in This house must be moved!

“They just do not build houses like this anymore” which is a shame, because you will have to try

klemptor, to badrealestate in This house must be moved!

At first I was thinking this is a great price for a historically important home in Princeton, and you can actually get land pretty cheap a little bit north in Hunterdon County, but jeez, what would it cost to relocate and update that house?!

Bizarroland,
@Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

I think there's a good chance that with proper structural bracing an Apache helicopter could be used to haul chunks of it to its new location yeah but you're looking at maybe a quarter million dollars, maybe a little less if you own the construction company that's moving it.

wintermute_oregon,

You would need fuck you money to afford to buy the house and move it.

I bet the whole project would be over a million. Your also have to buy land and prep it as well.

FlyingSquid, to badrealestate in This house must be moved!
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, I’ll just hook it up to the trailer hitch.

Moyer1666, to badrealestate in This house must be moved!

I’ve never seen something so ridiculous lol

WhiteOakBayou, to badrealestate in This house must be moved!

"Who will pay me $500k to demolish my house? "

Gregorech,

It might be cheaper to hire an architect to walk it and sketch out a new set of blueprints, rebuild it somewhere else.

DietBajaBlast,

100%

Astroturfed,

If they were giving the house away it might make sense, but ya this is insane.

Guntrigger,

The estimated price graph plunge is pretty hilarious though.

itsyourmom, to badrealestate in Only description is "Hoarder house, sold as is."
@itsyourmom@artemis.camp avatar

Gawd DAYUM

captain_aggravated, to badrealestate in Only description is "Hoarder house, sold as is."
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s an even more efficiently told story than “For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn.”

Thade780,
@Thade780@lemmy.world avatar

😢

DrBob, to badrealestate in Only description is "Hoarder house, sold as is."

Lot value. A fire would probably increase the value by making the demo easier.

ansiz, to badrealestate in Only description is "Hoarder house, sold as is."

There is actually a Hoarder house flippers TV show on some streaming service. It’s pretty interesting if anyone is curious to see a house like this turned around. One place even had severe mold and they had it professional cleaned down to the studs.

I am legit curious to see what stage on hoard this was and the state of the inside of the house, any water damage, etc.

x4740N, (edited )

I do really hate house flippers though because they outbid people looking for an affordable house and make the original house much more expensive

ansiz,

Yeah, I definitely agree. The hoarder house part of that show is the main thing that made it interesting, even if most of the flippers were annoying. Seeing the before and after state of a house after a long-term hoarder lived there was amazing.

Delphia,

youtube.com/

This guy on YT has done a bunch of stuff with hoarder houses. Pretty ethically done too.

Really interesting stuff.

mysoulishome, to badrealestate in Only description is "Hoarder house, sold as is."
@mysoulishome@lemmy.world avatar

Man the housing market has gone to shit. We paid $186,000 for our current house in 2017, it’s a 2 story in the suburbs. Zillow now says it’s worth $350K and this is what you get for $180K…

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