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GoodShowSir, 10 months ago to badrealestate in Where to even begin?

Nothing like watching yourself poop… and hearing it echo…

Debo, 10 months ago to badrealestate in Where to even begin?

It’s like they took 32 individual interior design students, put them in a blender, then sprayed them in separate rooms.

liquidapricity, 10 months ago

That red wallpaper…maybe they did…

NOT_RICK, 10 months ago to badrealestate in Where to even begin?

Was that a ceiling poodle?

Emperor, 10 months ago to badrealestate in Where to even begin?

I think that’s where the end scenes of Society were shot.

morphballganon, 10 months ago to badrealestate in Where to even begin?

I’d lose the flesh-colored marble, the animal heads, and anywhere with wallpaper on the ceiling needs that ripped down. Otherwise dope house.

Barns, 10 months ago to badrealestate in Where to even begin?

Assessor states 4 bedrooms, per seller this is a 6 bedroom home

For some reason this made me lol

Scooter411, 10 months ago

The owner obviously has a lot of opinions… most are wrong.

Pseudoscience, 10 months ago to badrealestate in Where to even begin?

Too many choices have been made here

doppelgangmember, 10 months ago

when u a coked up playboi with adhd and no financial skills

googa, 10 months ago to badrealestate in Where to even begin?

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CuddlyCassowary, 10 months ago to badrealestate in Where to even begin?

Really wish I could have seen it furnished…and partied there with the crazies.

athos77, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

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moobythegoldensock, 10 months ago to badrealestate in Where to even begin?

“Sure, the outside is a little weird, but does it really need to be in this community?”

Picture 5: “Oh, found the bad one”

Picture 31: “Holy shit!”

BunnyKnuckles, 10 months ago

Yeah, that went from, ‘just slap some paint on it’ to M.C. Escher real quick.

fluxion, 10 months ago

Imagine watching yourself take a shit from that many angles. Glorious.

bobs_monkey, 10 months ago

Picture 18: “Good Lord, wtf”

moobythegoldensock, 10 months ago

See, Picture 18 was what made me think that that had a thing going, and I could respect it even though I didn’t get it. 31 made me nope right out again.

AlexisFR, 10 months ago to badrealestate in Where to even begin?

Looks like an ancient McMansion

Delphia, 10 months ago

It looks like a Wall st guy let his cokehead wife decorate in the early 80s.

googa, 10 months ago to badrealestate in Where to even begin?

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TIN, 10 months ago to badrealestate in Where to even begin?

Begin by going into the hallway with a hangover?

dmention7, 10 months ago

Yeah, at least in the order the photos are presented, that’s pretty clearly where I went from “Huh…” to “Huh???”

freamon, 10 months ago to badrealestate in Where to even begin?

Whatever you do, don’t begin in the mirrored ceiling room. You may never escape.

bobs_monkey, 10 months ago

Especially on strong acid, or any psychedelic for that matter.

CIA_chatbot, 10 months ago

That’s some SCP level shit