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taanegl, to risa in I think he got his diploma off eBay

Not once… not even for a founder.

xusontha,

That’s how you contract a bioengineered disease!

Neato, to risa in I think he got his diploma off eBay
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

I didn't see mot of those episodes, but from perusing Memory Alpha, I didn't see anything about White besides it was used to keep the Jem-Hadar soldiers working. Did it have a drug-like effect in non-Jem-Hadar? Or has White just ascended into pure meme status?

electric,

From what I recall, it’s not that KW is made to hook the Jemmies, but rather the Jemmies are genetically engineered to find it irresistible. The rise in memes is likely because of the recent Lower Decks episode where Mariner implies she has taken it.

SnotFlickerman, to risa in I think he got his diploma off eBay

Mountain Goats - The Bad Doctor

Kids in the Hall - Bad Doctor

These both came to mind and I couldn’t choose which to post, so have both.

ininewcrow, (edited ) to risa in I think he got his diploma off eBay
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Aka … Opioids

When the Opioid crisis was just starting to become mainstream about ten years ago (I know it’s been going on for longer than that) … I had a couple of friends in their 20s die of overdoses from medications prescribed by doctors and many friends got addicted to this shit from doctor prescriptions … I had to warn a few friends not to follow through with their doctors advice … I had one friend with minor back pain prescribed powerful opioids … another with a toothache … and another with recovery from a broken bone. I know I’m no doctor but these were healthy people with minor aches and pains that were manageable, not debilitating pain they had to survive. Doctors back then were just handing them out like aspirins because everyone said they weren’t addictive.

One terrible story is of an old friend in his 60s who had cancer treatment … they successfully treated his cancer but they hooked him on opioids that drove him insane and his family had to deal with the fallout of his addiction for years after having dealt with cancer.

eddietrax, to risa in Still gets it done though
@eddietrax@dmv.social avatar

Under promise, over deliver. A true engineer.

VelvetStorm, to risa in Still gets it done though

Wasn’t there an episode where they said it would take like 24 hours and they were told you have 12 so the tech replied with “that’s now how it works sir it will take 24 hours”

AlolanYoda,

I remember that at the beginning of Voyager. Janeway tries that on B’elana and she responds with something similar.

jmcs,

That’s what happens when you don’t listen to Scotty.

Honytawk,

I love the difference between the 2 styles of engineering.

LaForge knows how to game the system.

Scotty knows how to play the people.

jmcs,

LaForge is the kind of guy that always ends up putting his team on crunch time, because he fails both to manage up, and to create buffers for estimation errors or unpredicted issues.

JohnDClay,

If you want to skip the validation cycle, we can have it done in 18, but we’ll have a high chance of blowing up.

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

That’s from Stargate SG-1. The conversation is between Hammond and Siler.

1x17, Solitudes

youtube.com/watch?v=omD4UhEB230

ElBarto, (edited )
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Siler had the best lines.

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

The actor who portrayed him was also RDA’s stunt man in both SG-1 and MacGyver.

It became a lot more obvious when RDA greyed and Dan Shea didn’t.

mindbleach, to risa in Still gets it done though

Doing it faster doesn’t take a miracle - it takes flooding deck seven with deadly fluorine gas.

Do you need this done more than those people need to breathe? Serious question. I have the button right here. Tell you what, you press it when you’re ready.

blackluster117,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar
mindbleach,

One of those shorts where Joel is not acting.

pixeltree, to risa in Still gets it done though

Tbh I don’t get these kind of memes, as far as I remember picard never really gives a deadline, just asks for it as quick as possible, with geordi busting his ass every time to try to get it done, regardless of whether or not it’s actually possible.

And, in those situations, I really don’t think picard is being unreasonable. When your options are “do the tech thing” or “have long odds at pulling something else off”, asking for the tech thing as quickly as possible sounds pretty reasonable to me

Idk I’m overthinking a meme

xusontha,

we all overthink memes sometimes lol

you’re not wrong tho lol

Honytawk,

Honestly, that is why Picard is such a great captain.

He trusts the capability of his crew, and let them do their jobs instead of micromanage. They know what is at stake and what deadline is possible.

BertramDitore, to risa in Still gets it done though
@BertramDitore@lemmy.world avatar

“No, Captain. When I say tomorrow, I mean tomorrow. I don’t exaggerate.” - B’Elanna Torres, such a fucking badass.

RampantParanoia2365,

You have 4 seconds.

Ok.

SARGEx117,

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  • BertramDitore,
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    She once balanced a phaser between two random shuttle components to rig up an ad-hoc force field that saved her and the shuttle crew from being blown out into space. And she managed to save the shuttle, a shuttle she had just finished to help design and build in a matter of weeks. The best chief engineer in starfleet.

    I’m deep into a long overdue Voyager rewatch, and forgot how awesome she was.

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  • mindbleach,

    rubbing runnig

    Uh.

    Sabre363, to risa in Still gets it done though

    Stargate was so notorious for this that it became a running joke in Atlantis.

    Kolanaki, to risa in Still gets it done though
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Picard isn’t an idiot and knows it doesn’t take long to rotate a crystal.

    xusontha,

    All you gotta do is poke it with a stick and it’ll be “repositioned”

    aeronmelon,

    “Kelvin Kirk crawled inside the warp core and kicked the emitter back into position. Show some initiative, Mr. LaForge!”

    ininewcrow, to risa in Still gets it done though
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    I guess we’ll have to time travel again

    xusontha,

    Time-travelling to get your job done in time? The Enterprise sounds stressful…

    ummthatguy,
    @ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
    Spaghetti_Hitchens,

    Will Riker?! Is that you?! It's me! Ned Ryerson!

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOfPF5GoCqI

    ummthatguy,
    @ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

    That just made me realize how to tackle a post I’ve been mulling over. Thanks!

    Zorque,

    Bing!

    bappity, to risa in Still gets it done though
    @bappity@lemmy.world avatar

    buffer time, baby

    xusontha,

    Picard knows about the 27 days of buffer time in that statement and just cuts it out lol

    bappity,
    @bappity@lemmy.world avatar

    he knows that sneaky mf is just gonna spend all the time with holo Brahms

    xusontha,

    holo Brahms doesn’t make him solve the heat death of the universe in 3 days

    CosmicTurtle,

    I’ve been watching Lower Decks thanks to all the memes here. I’m loving it.

    Fades,

    It’s even more enjoyable when you’ve seen all the episodes and trek moments they reference along the way

    Fades,

    As an actual engineer, that shits real

    bappity,
    @bappity@lemmy.world avatar

    hell yeah

    Honytawk,

    That isn’t just an engineer thing.

    Every worker needs some time for themselves. Nobody is capable of doing a single job for multiple hours without at least some slacking off. It is human nature.

    ummthatguy, to risa in Still gets it done though
    @ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

    “You didn’t tell him how long it will really take?” Scotty

    xusontha,

    Of course he didn’t! He already did it yesterday

    interolivary, to risa in Average VOY episode:
    @interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

    Stupid sexy emergency medical hologram

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